【2nd Bite】✝ [ VIDEO ]

[feedmehumans]

[The guide turns on and you can see a little hand over one side of the screen. Looking past the hand you can see a slightly annoyed Rumia who is focused on the buttons on the guide.]

What do I press to turn it on? This one? [The screen turns black.]
This one? [Nothing happens. ...About 5 button presses and "this one"'s later...It's gotta be this

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[whosyour_rikku]

There's a box that shrinks people?

[feedmehumans]

Yeah! The one you're in now, cupcake lady~

[whosyour_rikku]

[Aww, cute nickname! She'll allow it!

Looks around briefly and for a second actually believes she somehow found her way into a person-shrinker box. Yeah, she realizes pretty quickly that she is, in fact, not, and feels her shame almost immediately.] Oh! You mean the Guide?

[feedmehumans]

Uuummm, no, I mean the box you're in. That's what I just said, after all. Whatever this guide thing you're talking about is, it's probably stupid.

[whosyour_rikku]

What if I told you the box was the Guide?

[feedmehumans]

Why would you tell me that? That's just dumb. You're weird.

[whosyour_rikku]

Weirdness is a sign of genius, y'know.

[feedmehumans]

Wait... So you're a genius, like Cirno? [She puts her face closer to the guide, as if to inspect Rikku closer.] That's not possible... So you must be a fake genius!

[whosyour_rikku]

[Ok, cute or not, you do not say that to Rikku and just get away with it! This is Rikku's pout-face.] Hey, what d'yah mean fake genius! I don't fake anything!

[feedmehumans]

Yeah you do! You were just making up fake logic, so it makes you a FAKE genius! So you're just weird!

[whosyour_rikku]

No fake logic! Just look in the books from whatever world you're from, 'cause facts be truth and the facts are: most geniuses are weird! It's just the way their brain works, all coo-coo and strange and that's how they can be geniuses! 'Cause they look at things differently!

... Hmph, I'm not a fake.

[feedmehumans]

Hmph. You're just weird, and I'm sticking with that.
[She turns away, knowing she can't put up a decent argument.]
...You're weird.