NOT A POST [IC SIGN UP FOR THE MATCHMAKING PLOT]

Apr 07, 2011 20:05

[NOW AVAILABLE ON YOUR GUIDE, IS AN APPLICATION FOR THE LONELY HEARTS DATING SERVICE. Are you a lonely heart? Do you want passion and someone to hold on those cold Gablobian nights? Look no more! Lonely Hearts Dating Service is here for you! The application is simple and easy, and within a week you'll be going on dates with lovely aliens from around the galaxy! Give us a chance, we won't let you down!]





[to "submit" an application, please copy and paste the questions from this scrolly box and reply to this post with all the answers filled out. please, in the subject, state APPLICATION for neatness.]

ARE YOU LOOKING FOR LOVE? CAN'T SEEM TO FIND IT ON YOUR OWN? DON'T WORRY, YOU'RE NOT ALONE!
LONELY HEARTS DATING SERVICE
You won't be lonely no more! Just fill out the application below and submit it, and within a week your Lonely Hearts Matchmaker will contact you with your matches and date times!


[ABOUT YOU]
Your full name:
Your age:
Your species:
Your height:
Your weight:
Is your biological clock ticking? YES NO
Your sexual orientation:
Your likes:
Your dislikes:
Your hobbies:
Your fears:
Your dreams:
What you like about yourself:
What you dislike about yourself:
Do you like pets:
Are you more outgoing, or reserved:
Would you say you're intelligent:
Are you looking for a serious relationship or something casual:

[ABOUT THEM] Tell us what you like in a partner!
More to love or stickly slender:
Tall or short:
Age range:
Do you like them younger or older:
Hair color:
Hair length:
Eye color:
What kind of personality:
Book smart or street smart:
Looks or personality:
Species:
Friendly or flirty:
Things you'd like to have in common:
Things you look for in a partner right now:
Is a pet lover a must:
Rich or poor:
In 100 words, describe your ideal mate:

PHOTO ATTACHMENT

[another part of the guide says you have received a survey. if you choose to explore this, you will open up to a very official and neat page. The Thorian Love and Healthy Society needs your help! For Science! For future Generations! For research!! Plus, you get paid for a little personal information. 100 credits, none too shabby, especially if you're short on cash at the beginning of this long month.]





[to "submit" a survey, please copy and paste the questions from this scrolly box and reply to this post with all the answers filled out. please, in the subject, state SURVEY for neatness.]

THE THORIAN LOVE AND HEALTH SOCIETY
requests that you fill out this survey of love and health, for the gathering of information and statistics. This is a paid survey, so up completion of the entire survey, you will be credited with 100 credits. Thank you.

Your full name:
Your age:
Your species:
Your height:
Your weight:
If female, are you reaching an age where you can no longer bear children:
Your sexual orientation:
Activities you enjoy:
Activities you do not enjoy:
Your hobbies:
Things that you fear:
Your dream of the future:
What you like about yourself:
What you dislike about yourself:
Are you an animal person:
Are you outgoing or more reserved:
How would you rate your self intelligece:
Are you interested in a serious relationship or something more casual:

What do you look for in a partner:
Is a thin or heavy partner more attractive:
Would you prefer a partner to be taller or shorter:
What would be a good age range when looking for a partner:
Do you prefer a partner to be younger or older:
What hair color is most attractive on a person:
...Hair length:
...Eye color:
What kind of personality is attractive in a person:

Do you prefer...
...Intelligence or Looks?

...Friendly or Flirty?
...Sweet or Funny?
...Rich or Poor?
What species are you attracted to:

In 100 words or less, describe your ideal partner:

THANK YOU FOR YOUR INPUT. PLEASE ATTACH A PHOTO OF YOURSELF, AND SEND IN THE SURVEY.

THE 100 CREDITS WILL BE APPLIED TO YOU MINUTES LATER.

PHOTO ATTACHED

[in the smallest of small print, on both of these applications, between the lines where absolutely no one can see, reads By sending in this contract, I hereby agree to attend three dates that are provided by the company Lonely Hearts Dating Service. If I break this contract and do not attend the three dates provided to me, and thusly leaving a lonely heart out in the cold, sad and lonely, I agree to pay a 5000 credit fine for each date I miss. But this is just technical mumbo jumbo!]

[ooc; okay guys, have at it! copy and paste the questions and respond to this post with the surveys/applications. the ooc post is located here, for all questions and concerns. the more people who sign up, the better, so there's more room to play with who goes out with who! all dates will be blind dates (though the muns will be informed obviously). Oh, also, I'd rather not anyone realize that the survey is a ploy, thank you! 8)

OH ALSO these applications are NOT viewable to anyone else. Imagine them being submitted directly to Lonely Hearts, so it's not openly available.]

mieu

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