5 ✖ i'm too lazy for a sex pun today... (video)

[nostandards]

[at first, the camera tunes into a sleeping figure, cozily bundled up in a bed in one of the higher-up suites. the whole thing is pretty peaceful. nothing really out of the ordinary here... except, well, there's a spot where something is sort of poking about under the sheets

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action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[used to the loud. in the living room of awesome watching tv and drinking tea.]

Re: action;

[nostandards]

[STORMS INTO THE GODDAMN ROOM AND CHUCKS A FLOWER VASE AT HER]

Re: action; 1/2

[sweetlyangelic]

[PUNCHES IT... and it smashes somewhere.]

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[still calm, she takes another sip. Haven't looked at her yet.]

Something troubling you?

Re: action;

[nostandards]

No, I'm all fine and fuckin' dandy here.

[more rose sproutings!!]

Jesus, where the hell do these things keep coming from?!

Re: action; 1/3

[sweetlyangelic]

Ah, the roses. I had that problem t--

[looks up.]

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

...

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA LAUGHING ASS OFF FOREVER MORE!!!]

Re: action;

[nostandards]

[SMACK]

FUCK YOU, BITCH.

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[DID YOU JUST SMACK ME? HELL NO. ICON BITCH.]

Re: action;

[nostandards]

[THIS IS KINDA AWKWARD SIS]

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

[THAT'S YOUR FAULT, NOT MINE. she's kinda shaking her, him. it.]

Quit cussing up a storm, damnit! If you're going to do so, do it elsewhere so I won't get hit!

Re: action;

[nostandards]

What, that's what causes it? Then how the fu-er... augh, this is so damn frustratin'!

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

Of course it's frustrating to you. You lack willpower to hold your tongue for not even a minute.

Re: action;

[nostandards]

I can so last a minute.

Re: action;

[sweetlyangelic]

Is that so?