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{{ BANG BANG shoot em up yah }} video + text

Apr 19, 2011 18:23

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[Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 04:03:39 UTC

What is that??

[It is weird and it is shiny and he has never seen it before. He is intrigued.]

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 04:05:49 UTC

[...what are YOU?]

It's a gun, mon cheri.

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 04:06:31 UTC

[He is a forest imp with a mask of untold dark powers :D]

A gun? What's a gun?

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 05:37:51 UTC

Why, it's a weapon of self defense, you know. Like...ah... [god what do you compare a gun to.]

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 17:17:53 UTC

...Like a sword?

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 17:56:31 UTC

...Yyyyy- eah. Yeah, just a sword that -

No, it's more like an automatic bow and arrow! Just smaller~!

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 17:58:11 UTC

An automatic bow?

[He blinks a bit.]

So it shoots tiny arrows? And why's it made of pink stuff? Aren't bows made from wood?

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 17:59:53 UTC

Well... No, it shoots tiny rocks, sort of. So it's like a slingshot mixed with a bow.

Metal is far more durable than wood! And the pink is all for style! Don't you think it's cute?

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 18:12:00 UTC

It looks kind of stupid.

[Shoots tiny rocks and is made of metal? Wait a sec...]

That sounds like a mini cannon!

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 18:14:09 UTC

Oh, yes! Yes, that's an even better term for it!

A mini cannon. But, ah, you see - cannons were never fashionably accessible! And you can't carry around a cannon to protect yourself or others!

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 18:18:39 UTC

Yeah you can... The Pirates in Great Bay had cannons on their ships!

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 18:25:38 UTC

Yes, but not every person can carry around a cannon. And pirate ships don't fit on this ship.

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 18:32:25 UTC

...So it's a cannon that anyone can carry?

Does it make things go boom?

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 18:33:57 UTC

...it's a small boom.

Re: [Video] majoras_puppet April 20 2011, 18:40:33 UTC

Awe...

Re: [Video] ukidoki_orgasm April 20 2011, 18:44:59 UTC

I - it's still substantial! Some people go deaf from the sound!

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