OI, THOR.
[a file pops up on the screen]
SEE THIS GIRL?
GET HER OUT MORE
Seriously if y'see her on her own anywhere or doin' somethin' dull or still goddamn readin', grab her an' take her t'do somethin' fun. No drinkin', though, she's underage. Oh an' orange juice is good. Smoothies too. An' jus' so y'know I'm not against readin' I can read it's jus' she does it too much, her eyes're gonna go square or circle or triangle or word shaped or somethin' an' nobody wants that.
She's Maka, by the way. Figure most o' ya prob'ly know her a little anyway, so y'know who yer lookin' fer. Too much longer bein' an 'I'm not a shut-in' type shut-in an' she's gonna turn into a crab, an' a crab's not a good thing t'be, so y'better act quick.
...'Kay. That's it. M'done.
Meetin' adjourned.
[didn't bother to filter from maka oops and also that big picture/text combo? stuck up as a poster here and there about the ship (in a small radius he got bored of tacking them up after a while)
ps NOTHING WENT WRONG WITH THIS POST YOU SAW NOTHING sob it's late okay]