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[crazy_about_it]

If there are harpies on that other ship, I'm not going after them unless I'm getting paid double.

I might have to check out the bars over there though. "Two shots to kill you" sounds like a challenge to me.

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[post_mortum]

I THOUGHT IT ONLY TOOK ONE SHOT? GRANTED, A WELL-PLACED ONE.

[crazy_about_it]

... [This is getting seriously weird now. Oh well, he can roll with it.]

For some people maybe.

[post_mortum]

[yeah buddy, rollin' like a big shot--]

FOR ALL PEOPLE, I WOULD HOPE.

[beat]

UNLESS, OF COURSE, THEIR HEARTS WERE NOT IN THE RIGHT PLACE.

[ooc: these horrible puns brought to you by zero shame]

[crazy_about_it]

[Dante can appreciate a good pun, so he's smirking at that.]

Oh it's in the right place. Most of the time anyway.

[post_mortum]

--HENCE THE REQUIREMENT OF TWO, THEN?

[crazy_about_it]

Depends on the shot, I guess.

... Do you do a lot of drinking?

[post_mortum]

BULLETS ARE NOT ENTIRELY UNIFORM, SO I SUPPOSE YOU ARE CORRECT.

NO, BUT I HAVE PARTAKEN BEFORE, AND "A LOT" WAS, FRANKLY, A...WHAT IS IT? BENEATH, BELOW, UNDERNEA--AH! AN UNDERSTATEMENT!

[crazy_about_it]

[Dante is just staring for a minute.]

Where does it go?

[post_mortum]

THAT IS FAR TOO VAGUE A QUESTION; YOU WILL NEED TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.

[crazy_about_it]

When you drink something... [He gestures towards your complete lack of internal organs.] ...does it just fall right through you?

[post_mortum]

I THOUGHT ONE COULD ONLY ACHIEVE A DRUNKEN STATE THROUGH CONSUMPTION OF ALCOHOL.

[crazy_about_it]

Well, yeah, that's the way it usually works.

ahlsjhljdf so late sorry D:

[post_mortum]

SO THEREFORE, IF I HAVE THE ABILITY TO PARTAKE SUCCESSFULLY IN ALCOHOLIC COCONUTS, THEN BY YOUR STANDARDS, I AM CONSUMING SAID COCONUTS.

AND THAT IS THE ANSWER TO YOUR QUESTION.

no worries!

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, but... Wait, alcoholic coconuts? Were you on the island?