Katsura ☂ Kotarou❝There are always more fish in the sea, unless you're in a desert❞
[//VIDEO post]
[a long-haired individual wearing a kimono is leaning forward, frowning]
[and after poking the screen, bowing once, rather serious]
[the following, to them, is all in quite formal Japanese, and clear and understandable to anyone with a fish in their brain]
Hello. I require aid finding a person in order to crush his drunken face in with my sandals. Ah? Hello? Can anyone understand me? Has anyone seen this stupid afro?
[someone off-screen holds up an artistic rendering in front of the feed;]
[the person continues speaking, but it soon becomes apparent that someone doesn't have their Babelfish in]
[the image falls away as they switch to louder, broken English, gesturing above their head]
Big hair! Dumb-dumb! Alcohol content! Seeing? BIIIIG HAIR! Make huge shit on head! Kebob it! Super big pained!
Please herpes me!
[another long, blank look, before the feed cuts off]
[//END video post]
[a long-haired individual wearing a kimono is leaning forward, frowning]
[and after poking the screen, bowing once, rather serious]
[the following, to them, is all in quite formal Japanese, and clear and understandable to anyone with a fish in their brain]
Hello. I require aid finding a person in order to crush his drunken face in with my sandals. Ah? Hello? Can anyone understand me? Has anyone seen this stupid afro?
[someone off-screen holds up an artistic rendering in front of the feed;]
[the person continues speaking, but it soon becomes apparent that someone doesn't have their Babelfish in]
[the image falls away as they switch to louder, broken English, gesturing above their head]
Big hair! Dumb-dumb! Alcohol content! Seeing? BIIIIG HAIR! Make huge shit on head! Kebob it! Super big pained!
Please herpes me!
[another long, blank look, before the feed cuts off]
[//END video post]