003 ↟ Revenge of the Harpy | [Video]
[The video image starts off blurred, and even when it finally focuses it's still shaky. There seems to be some kind of disturbance in the local Crispy Minotaur.
Whoever is holding the Guide and broadcasting the footage moves closer. There are two costumed mascots fighting in the restaurant. One is the Minotaur King, and the other is an obvious knock-off of Harpy McBird.
You might think this is just another live demonstration of the superiority of the Minotaur King, except for one thing. Harpy McBird is winning. He also seems to be shouting something. Oddly enough, Harpy McBird sounds a lot like Dante...]
Having fun now? [Punch.] That's for kicking me in the ribs. [Punch.] That's for elbowing me in the face. [Punch.] And that's just because I felt like it, jackass.
[Suddenly there are police pulling Harpy off the poor Minotaur King. They manage to knock the head of the Harpy costume off in the process, revealing that yes, it's Dante in the costume. The manager of the restaurant is shouting. Dante is yelling back. Eventually the police drag Harpy away, and the manager gets in the last word.]
And don't come back! You're fired!
((ooc: Replies will be delayed IC-ly until Dante is eventually released. ))
Whoever is holding the Guide and broadcasting the footage moves closer. There are two costumed mascots fighting in the restaurant. One is the Minotaur King, and the other is an obvious knock-off of Harpy McBird.
You might think this is just another live demonstration of the superiority of the Minotaur King, except for one thing. Harpy McBird is winning. He also seems to be shouting something. Oddly enough, Harpy McBird sounds a lot like Dante...]
Having fun now? [Punch.] That's for kicking me in the ribs. [Punch.] That's for elbowing me in the face. [Punch.] And that's just because I felt like it, jackass.
[Suddenly there are police pulling Harpy off the poor Minotaur King. They manage to knock the head of the Harpy costume off in the process, revealing that yes, it's Dante in the costume. The manager of the restaurant is shouting. Dante is yelling back. Eventually the police drag Harpy away, and the manager gets in the last word.]
And don't come back! You're fired!
((ooc: Replies will be delayed IC-ly until Dante is eventually released. ))