[the video feed clicks on to show Gintoki holding it eye-level]
[his face is bone-white and he looks, for lack of a better word, fucking terrified]Oi. Oi oi oi. Oi, Pattsuan. Where are you? Where've you been
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[The target lets out a shreik, folowed by a thump when it promptly hits the floor, panting and twitching and rasping in a pained way.]
Uh-uhn...
[Okay, that hurt. He's...pretty much going to sit there and drool on himself for like 5 minutes. He hasn't even figured out what the fuck just happened yet, because all of his veins are still SHOOTING FIRE or something, as far as he is concerned.]
IT'S YOUR FAULT THIS HAPPENED IN THE FIRST PLACE! WHAT IF YOU'D FALLEN IN LOVE WITH THAT GHOST? AA?! YOUR KID WOULD HAVE ENDED UP LIKE JADE! DO YOU WANT YOUR CHILD TO BE THE EPITOME OF ALL THAT IS EVIL IN THIS WORLD?
NOT EVEN YOUR EVIL TWIN COULD GROW A GOATEE! HOW WOULD I HAVE BEEN ABLE TO TELL?!
I KNOW A LOST CAUSE WHEN I SEE ONE! THE WORLD WILL THANK ME! THEY WILL THROW ME A PARADE AND WORSHIP ME! AND I WILL WAVE FROM MY CANDY THRONE AND TOSS BON-BONS INTO THE CROWD AND YELL, "YOU ARE WELCOME, THOR! YOU ARE WELCOME!"
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Mister Sakata?
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[pointing at Yosuke's flour hair and shrieking like a girl begging her boyfriend to kill a spider]
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[fires a big blast of blue electricity forking through the air before hitting the target]
[and cue blinding flash]
[light abates]
Hm...seems even mid setting is stronger when it's freshly charged.
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[The target lets out a shreik, folowed by a thump when it promptly hits the floor, panting and twitching and rasping in a pained way.]
Uh-uhn...
[Okay, that hurt. He's...pretty much going to sit there and drool on himself for like 5 minutes. He hasn't even figured out what the fuck just happened yet, because all of his veins are still SHOOTING FIRE or something, as far as he is concerned.]
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HALLELUJAH!
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I SAVED YOU, SHINPACHI.
I SAVED YOU.
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WEREN'T YOU THE ONE ASKING TO BE SAVED ANYWAY?!
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[re-holsters weapon]
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I KNOW A LOST CAUSE WHEN I SEE ONE! THE WORLD WILL THANK ME! THEY WILL THROW ME A PARADE AND WORSHIP ME! AND I WILL WAVE FROM MY CANDY THRONE AND TOSS BON-BONS INTO THE CROWD AND YELL, "YOU ARE WELCOME, THOR! YOU ARE WELCOME!"
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YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!! YOU SCREAMED AND HOPPED FROM THE SOFA TO YOUR DESK!!
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