[Video/Action] Culinary Revolutions

[wash_your_dupa]

[It's a slow day at Neato Burrito, and Abed (working as a burrito roller this month) is busying himself by paying meticulous attention to the burrito he is currently preparing; He counts and carefully rearranges the individual beans, rolls the tortilla up tightly, and folds in the edges with the amount of precision one would take while deactivating

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[whosyour_rikku]

Woo! Ace in the whole! [Wrong sport, pretend it's appropriate.]

[wash_your_dupa]

Only took me an hour or two to perfect, too. [Super impressive, eh?] Now only... five more hours 'til the end of my shift.
[Which is not exactly encouraging. At all.]
Feel like buying a burrito, Commander?

[whosyour_rikku]

Now that you mention it, I am in one o' those moods where my tummy's screaming for the goodness only a burrito can supply.

[wash_your_dupa]

You should come down to Neato Burrito. Don't let the lame name fool you, I make a great burrito. Pretty aerodynamic too.

[whosyour_rikku]

...

[Oh hot damn, she has an idea.]

I'm on my way.

[wash_your_dupa]

Coolcoolcool. [Then goes back to his work while he waits, since he still needs to clean up a bunch of tortilla and beans on the ground.]

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[whosyour_rikku]

[Hops her way to the front counter of Neato Burrito, where she give the front bell an obligatory tap.] Hello, in there!

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[wash_your_dupa]

[Abed, in his white apron and hair net, appears from the back, having just cleaned up the last mess he made.] Hello again, commander. [quick salute]

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[whosyour_rikku]

[Leans up against the counter, giving a quick salute-off in acknowledgment.] So how's the burrito business going?

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[wash_your_dupa]

Even slower than the felafel business. [which is bad, by the way] which is strange considering burritos are much more fun than felafel.

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[whosyour_rikku]

Boo, lame.

[Rikku takes a fake moment to pretend she's thinking something over, while in reality, she's thought this through so hard she really doesn't need the moment. It's more to lure you in than anything else.]

Hey, this might just work to our advantage! Yeah, definitely, it gives us tons more room to show people just how much fun a burrito can be!

And you know how I'm thinking we're gonna do that?

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[wash_your_dupa]

[Instantly intrigued] Do tell!

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[whosyour_rikku]

Two words: Burrito. War.

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[wash_your_dupa]

[Abed immediately recognizes this as the best idea ever.] Beans are incredibly messy and delicious, and tortillas are edible packaging: burritos are the perfect food weapon.

Burrito torpedoes. Burrito bombs. Clever weapon name ideas are endless.

I'm in.

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[whosyour_rikku]

You're thought train is chugging right on the money! [Hops over the counter.] Hey, you don't have a deep-fry machine, do you?