Caring for Wounded Animals Makes You Look Sensitive [VIDEO/ACTION]

[pattan]

[There's a thud and the low crackle of static as the Guide starts recording.  There's a bright light, and the lens struggles to focus in the light of the sun.  It looks like someone's Guide was knocked off of a table, as to what...well, you're about to see.]

[As the lens focuses, Fox can be seen struggling with...is that a plastic cone?  Why, in

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[sweetlyangelic]

[MEANWHILE, stocking is chilling somewhere with guys all around her. did something happen to shinpachi?]

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[pattan]

[Well, you do see a pair of glasses just floating on by]

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[sweetlyangelic]

[hmmm? someone lost some glasses. watches it.]

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[pattan]

[Don't they seem kind of familiar?]

[Oh wait, there's a body floating behind the glasses.]

[Face down.]

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[sweetlyangelic]

... Eh? The fuck?

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[pattan]

[Yup.]

[Just good ol' Shinpachi.]

[Potentially drowning.]

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[sweetlyangelic]

[she'd do something, but she's super lazy. so she turns to one of her guys.]

Oi. See that lump in the water? Take it out.

[a group of guys nods and they go off to the water saying "HUP HUP HUP HUP HUP!" and picks up out of the water and then some more "HUP HUP HUP HUP" and puts him on the sand.]

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[pattan]

[COUGHING AND SPUTTERING GOD WHAT IS HIS LIFE.]

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[sweetlyangelic]

He might need mouth to mouth. [too lazy to do that too. ]

[so here comes a BIG MUSCLE GUY CLOSING IN ON SHINPACHI. WITH BIG CRUSTY LIPS.]

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[pattan]

[UPPERCUT!!!!!]

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[sweetlyangelic]

[AND HE'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN! stocking doesn't seem to be concerned or the other men. he probably had no life anyway.]

[she looks down at shinpachi.]

Ah, you're alive after all.

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[pattan]

...Eh?

S-Stocking-san?

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[sweetlyangelic]

[mmmm sundae.]

Hello.

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[pattan]

O-Oh...you're here! H-Hi!

... ... ...

Who were all of those guys?

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[sweetlyangelic]

From my club.

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[pattan]

...I don't remember recruiting them.