7 ✖ hands-on education (video/action)
[the feed turns on to Panty... standing behind a teacher's desk in a classroom full of young children. if this scene by itself wasn't enough to make you uncomfortable, most-if not all-of the kids have expressions on their faces which, if depicted in text, would look something like "(゜へ゜)".
and guess what? it's about to get a lot worse.]
All right, you little shits, listen up! The fuckheads runnin' this thing said I gotta show up to at least one day of class an' film it for proof, or else I get kicked out of my apartment, and fuck if I'm losin' my suite.
So! If you came here expectin' to learn bullshit like readin' or math, go fuck off, you overachievin' snots. No, I'm gonna be teachin' you something that'll actually help you when you're old enough to start fuckin' each other!
[here she whips out. . . well, from the angle the camera is at, whatever she's holding is juuust out of the screen, but from the kids' reactions? about half of them look completely clueless, and the other half are absolutely horrified and wondering what the hell is going on in this class.]
See this? Thiiis is my little friend, CENSORED . Yeah, it's kinda old, but it's the only one I still have because there's no way I'm touchin' the goth bitch's shit. Anyway, I'm gonna be usin' it to show you-
[at this point, the door can be heard slamming open. the angel turns, and instantly her expression turns sour.]
Hey, what the fuck! I was just doin' what the fuck you asked me to do-! Augh, this is exactly why I don't listen to shitheads who try to tell me what I can and can't do!
[Panty begins. . . to reach under her dress, at which point the regulation officers actually rush at her. in the ensuing scuffle, her Guide gets hit, turning it off just when the poor, unsuspecting children start causing mayhem.]
(ooc: if your character is in the primary level, feel free to... have them be in this class......... oh god I am so sorry)
and guess what? it's about to get a lot worse.]
All right, you little shits, listen up! The fuckheads runnin' this thing said I gotta show up to at least one day of class an' film it for proof, or else I get kicked out of my apartment, and fuck if I'm losin' my suite.
So! If you came here expectin' to learn bullshit like readin' or math, go fuck off, you overachievin' snots. No, I'm gonna be teachin' you something that'll actually help you when you're old enough to start fuckin' each other!
[here she whips out. . . well, from the angle the camera is at, whatever she's holding is juuust out of the screen, but from the kids' reactions? about half of them look completely clueless, and the other half are absolutely horrified and wondering what the hell is going on in this class.]
See this? Thiiis is my little friend, CENSORED . Yeah, it's kinda old, but it's the only one I still have because there's no way I'm touchin' the goth bitch's shit. Anyway, I'm gonna be usin' it to show you-
[at this point, the door can be heard slamming open. the angel turns, and instantly her expression turns sour.]
Hey, what the fuck! I was just doin' what the fuck you asked me to do-! Augh, this is exactly why I don't listen to shitheads who try to tell me what I can and can't do!
[Panty begins. . . to reach under her dress, at which point the regulation officers actually rush at her. in the ensuing scuffle, her Guide gets hit, turning it off just when the poor, unsuspecting children start causing mayhem.]
(ooc: if your character is in the primary level, feel free to... have them be in this class......... oh god I am so sorry)