001 -- (video)
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[ So the world's been destroyed, there's a fish in his ear and Chouji's been handed a stack of what looks like very tedious and involved paperwork.
Sweet Kishimoto.
This is the worst day of his life.He is still completely reeling from the worst-ness of it, in fact. Now, he might be more inclined to introduce himself or seek out familiar ( Read more... )
[ So the world's been destroyed, there's a fish in his ear and Chouji's been handed a stack of what looks like very tedious and involved paperwork.
Sweet Kishimoto.
This is the worst day of his life.He is still completely reeling from the worst-ness of it, in fact. Now, he might be more inclined to introduce himself or seek out familiar ( Read more... )
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Chouji is okay, the relief is almost staggering and it's much like the feeling she had experienced when he was stuck in the hospital and turned out okay in the end there too.]
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She's never heard him so loud unless someone called him fat...]
Chouji! Calm down and don't move! I'm coming over there!
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Which means it is TIME TO MAN UP. ...such as he can. He wishes he could have kunoichi intuition sometimes. ] Right.
Sure.
I'll do that. [ As long as there aren't any other pieces to go with this so-called translator, at least. >_> ]
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[She turns up after a while, using her ninjapowahs to locate her teammate. Being familiar with his chakra, she finds him pretty easily. Oh and he stands out so that's pretty helpful too. But mostly she senses his chakra.]
[WAVING HIGH ABOVE THE CROWD]
Chouji!
[And finally turns up in front of him. Immediately her eyes take him in. It was the longest month without her team, lemme tell you.
Letting out a sigh of relief now and doing that hand to chest thing of relief. He looks fine. Physically at least.]
Thank goodness, you're alright.
[And because Ino is Ino.]
What took you so long!
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WERE YOU SAYING SOMETHING
HE WAS THINKING SOMETHING ALONG THE LINES OF AKIMICHI SPECIAL TEAMMATE BEAR-HUG NO JUTSU, congrats on being alive! ]
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YEAH THANKS. Oh god her ribs CHOUJI CAN'T BREATHE]
Gah!
[But you know what, she was actually PRETTY FREAKIN' WORRIED about you too so she'll try and RETURN THE HUG. ARMS HALFWAY AROUND.
You are huge. And pulling back now to SPEAK PROPERLY, deep breaths.]
Who else could it be?
Are you okay? Those gross Vogons gave me a hard time when I got here but I think we can get them to back off if we team up!
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[ and because he knows he sucks at hiding stuff. ] Kind of confused, anyway, but all right.
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Good. Not like I'd have a problem giving someone an earful for treating you badly. [She will probably still try and help him diet. Except he needs it for his jutsu so it would be sort of pointless...
LE SIGH]
Ugh, the confusion never goes away so you're not the only one! This place is so weird compared to Konoha.
[Shikamaru would be able to figure this place out. Hey speaking of-!]
...Shikamaru didn't come with you, did he?
[Peering around you Chouji are you hiding him?]
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Ah... no, he's not with me. [ Ino it is seriously too late for me to find a new BFF, WHAT DO I EVEN DO ]
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Do you want a girly kunoichi as your new bff? Look she'll even reassure you!]
It figures he's even later than you are! He probably thinks the paperwork is too troublesome. [SIGH SHIKA SIGH. Hands on hips] This is so not the time for his lazy attitude.
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Do you ever think it's the time?
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No.]
Very funny, Chouji but you know I'm right! You won't get anywhere in life if you think everything's troublesome. I'll have to watch over you two forever.
[Which..isn't such a bad thing. Most of the time.]
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Sorry for the trouble, Ino. [ Making you dash out through all the creepy looking space-guys for the teammate who figured freaking out was the best move. As you see, Chouji has been well-trained. ]
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I'm used to it. [She smiles.]
[Chouji she would risk her life for you! Or push you out of the way of evil!sensei's jutsu. Coming to reassure you that you're fine when you're freaking out is like a cakewalk.]
What were you having a fit over anyway?
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[ So much of the :< -ing. ] You don't think that bowling is really what destroyed the world, do you?
[ SURE, it's pretty much the worst thing ever that the world is gone to start with but you know how it is. ]
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