"save your allowance buy a bubble dress" [video] [locked from the hitachiin twins]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[ahem!]

[so, like.]

So! I simply must know, but -

What is the most surprising thing that there is? Like, something you can wrap in a gift and send to someone, or maybe even give to someone at, say, a birthday?

[obviousness is obvious for those who can put one and one together and get two. also for those who know the hitachiin twins.]

And, like, nothing

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[whosyour_rikku]

Woah, you're a speedy little bugger, aren't you?

But yeah, you're right, we do. We've only got a few weeks. Ok then, the jobs to delegate are what?

Location
Food - Appetizers, Meal, Dessert
Music - Band, DJ, whatever
Party bags
Decorations
Invites
Games/Shenanigans for people to do

Anything else?

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Hmmm...

I don't think it'll be too much a problem, but perhaps security? We wouldn't want anyone crashing their special day, now, would we?

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

That's all me! I'll take care of that! I've got the perfect person in mind.

[MIWAKO AND SHE AREN'T SUPERHEROES FOR NOTHING, RIGHT? 8D]

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Excellent, then I shall leave that to you.

Rikku-chan, we've run into a slight problem with our preparations. Kaoru-kun's boss is planning him a smaller, more intimate birthday party, and I believe he intends to soil Kaoru-kun's innocence at this "party". Soil it beyond social infrastructure repair!

This is very serious, don't you agree?

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

Soil his innocence? You mean, like, innocence innocence? [She's thinking virginity, here.]

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[well then she's thinking right.]

Yes. That innocence!

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

NO! B-but Kaoru, he's not. Um, not that there's a problem with that 'cause you know peace, love, and babies- or not- but...

Eh!

Oh no!

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Exactly. Nothing excuses this other man's attempt to spoil someone pure and innocent!

But what's worse is, not only is he Kaoru-kun's boss, but he's also the owner of the place where Kaoru-kun wants his cake from.

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

Then we need to get the cake first before completely tearing down any chance he has to get at Kaoru's special goodies, or we're risking him doing something grody to it. Then we need to take down his plot to depurify Kaoru!

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

We can't order the cake too soon, or else it will go stale.

Thus, we need to plan ahead! We must think of how to take down this "boss man" within a few days, so we can order the Maple Spice Cake and then destroy him!

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

Well, let's get Miwako to order the cake and pick it up! No one can dirty-dog a girl that cute.

One question: is kidnapping a no-no for you?

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

Alright! But not too soon; two days in advance at most.

...I shan't exclude it. It all depends on how big a problem this man proves to be.

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

Got'cha!

So are we talking a couple days of surveillance to check 'im out, first?

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

That is what I was thinking, yes. Perhaps a few more conversations to see how serious he is, and maybe subtly asking Hikaru-kun what he thinks.

[text; private]

[whosyour_rikku]

It's a good thing I'm practically a trained ninja. [Get the hell out, you are not.]

This guy doesn't want at Hikaru, too, right?

[text; private]

[ukidoki_orgasm]

No, he doesn't like Hikaru-kun. In fact, he was going to throw Kaoru-kun a birthday and not invite Hikaru, which is just rude!