chapter nineteen [video/action]

[didhishomework]

[Today, around lunch time, you may notice a mascot weakly passing out really horribly made balloon animals. Why, it's Harpy McBird! No, no one ever taught him how to make a balloon animal, and his knowledge of balloon art is extremely limited. In addition to the Harpy costume and everything that comes with it, our disgruntled Harpy has had to deal

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[sevencolored]

*Have one Alice staring at you, she happened to be walking by.*

... Is there a reason you are dressed up as a large bird?

[didhishomework]

[this is why kyon never meets girls]

Poor employment choices.

[sevencolored]

It is the same for me... though I do not see the reason that outfit would be useful to anyone by any means.

[didhishomework]

Two reasons. One, it's a very transparent yet still visual disguise, and two, it's entertaining to children.

[sevencolored]

Ah, so you are an entertainer...

That is unfortunate.

[didhishomework]

Nothing about this is really entertaining, so I don't know if I can even say that.

[sevencolored]

... I am inclined to agree. Then again, I am not exactly the demographic you are shifted towards.

[didhishomework]

[To that, he gives her a joking smile.]

Does that mean you don't want a balloon animal?

[sevencolored]

... What would I do with a balloon animal?

*The joke, lost on her.*

[didhishomework]

Look at it and be amazed that someone could make a balloon look like an animal. [Even if it looks nothing like an animal.]

[sevencolored]

... What animal is it?

[didhishomework]

It's an albino snake.

[sevencolored]

... Are you serious?

[didhishomework]

If I keep saying it, I figure someone will believe me.

[sevencolored]

I am not even sure if you believe it yourself.

[didhishomework]

[He sighs.]

You got that right. It's just a balloon.