"And that's when I decided I should probably just kill myself." | [ACCIDENTAL VIDEO]

[inferioriplex]

[The video begins with the sound of metal hitting metal, with the camera suddenly snapping on--whether it's spite on the Guide's end or a brief malfunction from being slammed is up to interpretation]

[The area seems to be a bathroom of sorts, and an angry elf-analogue Duende can be heard ranting and raving away towards the side

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[No reply. (But there might be if you want, because Irene fails at tech.)]

[missthewoman]

[Irene is laughing~~ at that hair and Remus' reaction. Oh, poor dear.]

[:D Whatever you'd like!]

[inferioriplex]

[REMUS' EARS ARE BURNING... somewhere, someone is laughing at him. He can FEEL IT]

[Well, not really, but it's the thought that counts!]

[*grin* Let's do it this way...] [voice]

[missthewoman]

[May she not confirm your suspicions. XD

After a moment to compose herself, and a long pause so that Remus can compose himself, she calls him up.]

Remus, dear. I'm sorry to hear that you were in a such a perilous situation at your work! Are you quite all right?

[Voice on this end too!]

[inferioriplex]

[;; Oh good, someone who understands! Or so it seems!]

I'm fine now, thank you for asking.

[voice until further notice~]

[missthewoman]

[So it seems~~]

I'm relieved to hear that.
Is there no chance of you learning how to at least float so your life will not be in danger like this again?

[inferioriplex]

No, there isn't.

Floating and I simply don't mix.

[missthewoman]

A shame, dear. It would be quite inconvenient if you have to take a life vest every time you go near water.

[inferioriplex]

A... a what?

[missthewoman]

Life vest? It's something you wear in the water to help you float. Even if you can't swim.

[inferioriplex]

I'm afraid you've lost me.

Although that sounds like a decent idea.

[missthewoman]

If you went to, say, the dolphin pool and asked for a life vest, they might well be able to help you with a practical demonstration.

[inferioriplex]

No, thank you.

[missthewoman]

[*shrug*]

Then you will always be in embarrassing peril around water. It will certainly be impossible to avoid it for the rest of your life.

[inferioriplex]

Impossible to avoid it for the rest of my life? Perhaps.

But there are other ways to deal with it.

[missthewoman]

Do tell.

[inferioriplex]

Through the principles of magic and manipulating the water to my needs, I don't have to swim.

Unfortunately, in this case, I didn't have the time or to means to do that.