[video] -- and this could be the end of everything though

[forgoodfashion]

[ the feed opens to a certain well-dressed teen who may or may not be familiar to some of you. He's looking at the feed very calmly and seriously. ]

If any member of New Directions or their family members are present on this ship, I would be extremely grateful if you could find a way to contact me. Dad, Finn, Carole, Blaine-- really, I'd even

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[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

Don't think of it as a one-way ticket! I mean, I guess no one actually knows what the real deal is with Thor and all the other survivor ships, but that also means no one can say for sure it's one-way only! And, you've got a friend- uh, friend, right?- with you so you're already off to a good start!

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

[yeah he's not... going to ask]

That's... nice. I'm sure the kid appreciated it, at least, if no one else did.

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

He did! It made him laugh. So who cares if no one else appreciated it?

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

True performers don't do it for the critic but for their audience.

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

Critics are just lovers who're either too embarrassed or too jealous to say so~

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

I have to admit I've never heard that one before.

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

Because it's 100% Rikku original! [Tags a wink to the end there to show she's just teasing around.]

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

You might want to copyright it before someone steals it, then.

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

You saw all the paperwork that had to be done just to get a silly name card! Imagine how much'd have to be done to do that? And they'd probably make me listen to another poem while I did it. And yes. Just one. One that was so long you'd swear they just fell asleep and started snoring on yah.

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

I didn't think those-- Vogons?-- would be into poetry.

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Cringes]

It's known to be the universe's third worst poetry. Some people bleed from the ears and choke on their own tears when they hear it. One time, I knew this guy who listened to it, and he had to be taken to the hospital 'cause he got stone-cold paralyzed. Couldn't even blink. Don't ever let a Vogon tell you poetry.

[She's lying about that guy, by the way, but it's a believable story and she says it convincingly enough, so who'd know? She probably even believes it herself.]

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[forgoodfashion]

Really. And that's... third worst?

[WHAT THE HELL IS SECOND AND FIRST]

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Death by explosion.]

Yeah. And if you interrupt their poetry, they'll just start right over. That's why I hate going over there. So, if you ever think you're nearing that territory just turn around and run away. Like, abort mission. Flee. Get your caboose out. And if they chase you? Fake dead. But not on the ground. They'll probably step on you.

Oh! But I hear your quite the talent- performing, I mean- so I'm sure you'd find a way to make it work!

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

[dear lord why]

Well I am quite the multi-talented artist, I do believe I'll try to simply stay away from them and their poetry.

[Video]

[whosyour_rikku]

Probably your best bet, there.

[Video]

[forgoodfashion]

I'll stick to it. Thank you for the ... warning.