A VIDEO POST BROADCASTED THROUGHOUT!!
[ A video screen turns on and the camera is probably zoomed in a little too close. ]
I would like to first address every signorina aboard right now. Quickly cover your eyes and ears, per favore!
As for the rest of you damn cockbandits, be prepared for my secret weapon! You will all know the name of Italia Romano now! Except the ladies may call me Lovino. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[ The screen fizzles for a moment before going back to Romano. ]
Oh fuck!
[ lkdasgjlaskdgjls ]
[ He fiddles with the camera for a moment before the screen cuts to THIS VIDEO!! ]
[ Prepare to die, Gargleblasted. Your vital regions now belong to South Italy. ]
I would like to first address every signorina aboard right now. Quickly cover your eyes and ears, per favore!
As for the rest of you damn cockbandits, be prepared for my secret weapon! You will all know the name of Italia Romano now! Except the ladies may call me Lovino. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
[ The screen fizzles for a moment before going back to Romano. ]
Oh fuck!
[ lkdasgjlaskdgjls ]
[ He fiddles with the camera for a moment before the screen cuts to THIS VIDEO!! ]
[ Prepare to die, Gargleblasted. Your vital regions now belong to South Italy. ]