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Jun 05, 2011 22:24

[Hey, anyone for pizza? The Guide is apparently showing an impromptu commercial, anyway. Vergil is holding a box with his Guide on a nearby counter. Vergil is debating just what he can do with this pizza as he tries to straighten the uniform he's wearing. He shifts hands, manages to get the shirt straight, and--tada!--ready for action ( Read more... )

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[Not Here] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 03:46:29 UTC

[Oh that is priceless!

Once he stops laughing, Dante is going to order a pizza for delivery.

Better get it there in 30 minutes or less, Vergil.]

[Not Here] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 03:51:31 UTC

[You want your pizza that badly, Dante?

DO YOU?!]

[In 3-30, waiting for his pizza] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 03:54:47 UTC

[You're not getting a tip if you stab the customer.]

[action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 04:01:57 UTC

[Screw your tips. And he's not late. But he is going to stop outside the door with an audible little click of a blade being released.

Does Dante want to open the door, or should he just let himself in?]

Re: [action] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 04:30:29 UTC

[Dante's been hovering near the door, just waiting to see this. Luckily he hears that familiar little click.

So he'll be opening the door and then standing to the side with his sword already out, just in case.]

Re: [action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 04:57:24 UTC

[Clever. He's right to be prepared, because Vergil swings as he comes through the door, going to take a good swipe at Dante's neck while he's there.

On the upside, he tosses the pizza box into the air to do it.]

Re: [action] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 05:06:26 UTC

[Well damn, did you have to throw the pizza box? Now he's distracted!

Dante swings Rebellion up to block Yamato and tries to catch the pizza box as it comes back down.]

Re: [action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 05:13:13 UTC

[CATCH, DANTE. Vergil's more interested in taking out his frustrations on Dante, so hopefully the skills Dante has will save that pizza.

But lucky for him, Vergil pulls back after the strike is blocked.]

You're slowing down.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 05:23:05 UTC

[Dante makes a diving catch and the pizza is saved! He looks up at his brother from where he ended up on the floor, pizza box in one hand, Rebellion in the other, still pointed at Vergil.]

Since when do pizza delivery boys bring swords along?

[And then he gets a good look at Vergil's outfit and starts laughing.]

Re: [action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 05:27:49 UTC

[See, now it's things like this that just beg for trouble. Vergil's response is a snarl as he turns Yamato downward and drives it down, intending on impaling Dante right to the floor.]

Consider it a bonus, Dante.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 05:32:47 UTC

[Unfortunately Dante was laughing too hard to react in time. He does manage to twist to the side, but the blade still goes right through his ribcage and hits the floor.]

Ow! Dammit! [He takes a stab at Vergil with Rebellion.] No tip for you, pizza boy!

Re: [action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 05:41:23 UTC

[Vergil pulls back again, but he can only get so far so fast. Now he's sporting a hole in the sleeve of the uniform. Oh, right, the bleeding. But the uniform! He yanks his own sword free and knocks Rebellion's blade aside, turning his head to assess the damage.]

Tch... You. [He kicks out, since Dante is still on the floor, but now he's preoccupied with the uniform. Great first day already.]

Re: [action] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 05:57:44 UTC

[Dante tosses the pizza box onto a chair and springs back to his feet.]

Hey, you started it. I was just sitting here, innocently waiting for a pizza. I should call your boss and complain about the delivery service.

[He holds Rebellion in front of him, but he's waiting to see what Vergil does next.]

Re: [action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 06:04:19 UTC

[Vergil gives him a sneer, but honestly, he's unhappy about the injury. He paces, sword returning to its sheath, as he decides whether or not to pick up this fight with Dante.]

You're still the same. If you were faster, it wouldn't have happened.

Re: [action] crazy_about_it June 6 2011, 06:07:41 UTC

If you hadn't decided to stab me because I ordered a pizza it wouldn't have happened either.

[Dante puts his sword away too, since apparently they're not going to keep fighting.]

Are you making all your deliveries like that?

Re: [action] fallentrueson June 6 2011, 14:45:27 UTC

[Not this time. Unless he's pushed, that was just a greeting.]

We'll see. Maybe they'll be stronger than you.

[He smirking again. It was annoying that Dante nearly took his arm off, but satisfying too. And it shows in his expression.]

Try harder next time, brother.

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