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11 ✧ ≼darling dear, what have you done? your clothes are torn, your make-up runs≽

Jun 11, 2011 15:40

[VIDEO;]

[and here's Riku standing under a bright, neon sign with all kinds of sexy lingerie and scantily clad mannequins and various... sensuous happenings going on behind him]

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[Video] notwhelmed June 12 2011, 01:44:25 UTC

[Wanna know what he's doing Riku?

Laughing his ass off at you.

Man, it's sure nice being back in his room not being stuck where you are.]

Re: [Video] 1/2 withoutnobody June 12 2011, 01:45:43 UTC

[BARES HIS TEETH!!]

No dudely advice? No brotastic suggestions? No male bonding cheers?

Re: [Video] withoutnobody June 12 2011, 01:45:58 UTC

You suck!

sdjkfhskjd DUDELY ADVICE. notwhelmed June 12 2011, 01:49:23 UTC

Oh man. You know if it wasn't yourself, you'd laugh too. But hey, think of it this way. If you act gentlemanly towards the more attractive women, I'm sure they won't mind you so much.

But try not to look awkward. They'll tease you for that definitely.

he needs it 8( withoutnobody June 12 2011, 02:37:49 UTC

No! I would take pity!

...I doubt there's any women working the counters. They're probably all gender-ambiguous aliens.

:C /bro hugs notwhelmed June 12 2011, 03:14:12 UTC

What about the customers. I'm sure you get a whole variety of different customers. [FIND SOMETHING GOOD ABOUT YOUR JOB SOMEHOW. You can do it bro.]

/which means awkward backpats?! withoutnobody June 12 2011, 10:46:24 UTC

...Why would I talk to customers. That's even more embarrassing.

[HINT: THIS IS NOT A JOB.]

/Gives you plenty of those. notwhelmed June 12 2011, 17:35:07 UTC

What are you doing there exactly? [Raises an eyebrow. This answer can only be terrible.]

withoutnobody June 13 2011, 03:04:46 UTC

Terrible things.

I ripped some girl's stockings and she blackmailed me into buying her more. But it's not my fault she ripped them, really, so I dunno what...

[FRUSTRATED NOISE]

notwhelmed June 13 2011, 04:20:54 UTC

Then just quickly buy them and get out? Since you're already there and she probably won't leave you alone if you don't.

[BE QUICK AND SNAPPY THEN RUN.]

withoutnobody June 13 2011, 08:17:53 UTC

Yes. That is what I plan to do.

...Once I muster up the courage.

[the seconds trickle by...]

notwhelmed June 14 2011, 00:50:57 UTC

The longer you wait, the more attention you garner! If you do it quickly, then you probably won't get as many weird looks or stares.

[Man up. Become a man.]

withoutnobody June 14 2011, 16:23:43 UTC

...Think so? -- Yeah, probably.

[LOOKS... RELAXED A LITTLE]

notwhelmed June 14 2011, 18:35:28 UTC

I know so. Seriously, if you do this calmly and act like it isn't awkward, the cashier won't make fun of you. I bet they can smell fear and awkward.

[CREEPY CASHIERS.]

withoutnobody June 16 2011, 03:14:43 UTC

[CREEPY CASHIERS]

Yeah, okay. So just act normal.

[TAKES PROUD STRIDES TOWARDS THE STORE]

notwhelmed June 16 2011, 07:31:00 UTC

You can do it!

[Rooting from a 13 year-old...? Yay?]

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