004 ↟ Cuban Pete May Cry | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[If you're surfing around on the Guide tonight, you might catch some live entertainment.]

Live, from the Mambo Kings Dinner Theater, it's Mambo Madness!

Let's start things off with a classic song...

[The show is pretty standard dinner theater fare, but if you're paying close attention, you might see a familiar face in the background

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[fallentrueson]

[You get nothing but a hand, because he's covering the Guide. BEST THING EVER.]

[STOP READING MY MIND]

[fallentrueson]

[All's fair, brother. You have to make sacrifices to gain things.]

[NO WAY]

[crazy_about_it]

[Go away already.]

[GET OUT OF MY HEAD]

[fallentrueson]

[I'll still be laughing. Just where you can't see it.]

[CAN'T HELP IT, IT'S A TWIN THING]

[crazy_about_it]

[*sob*]

[STILL READING YOUR MIND]

[fallentrueson]

[At least he'll bring you food now.]

[LA LA LA NOT THINKING ABOUT ANYTHING]

[crazy_about_it]

[I hope you get a really stupid job next month.]

[Stay Puft Marshmallow Man]

[fallentrueson]

[Looking at your face is already a job.]

[DAMMIT]

[crazy_about_it]

[It's your face too, stupid.]

[HA-HA. NOW YOU SUMMON GOZER.]

[fallentrueson]

[Yeah. But I wear it better.]

[FINE. I'LL THINK ABOUT SEXY GIRLS INSTEAD]

[crazy_about_it]

[Just because you do that girly hair-flip thing, it doesn't make you prettier.]

[KEEP HOPING]

[fallentrueson]

[Don't be jealous, bro. You can't win them all.]

[CENTERFOLDS]

[crazy_about_it]

[I win more than you do.]

[MY BLOOD RUNS COLD]

[fallentrueson]

[You won a few. I still kicked your ass plenty of times.]

[...now I have that song stuck in my head]

[crazy_about_it]

[Doesn't matter. You're still the evil twin.]

[My memory has just been sold :3]

[fallentrueson]

[Quit being such a sore loser, Dante.]