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Jun 12, 2011 16:53

[the video feeds turns on to a pair of big eyes staring into the screen from behind a pair of gold-colored goggles, before they blink and the Guide is pulled back enough to reveal Bart's smiling face]Neat! This is like an omnicom, only not. I mean, I guess that's kinda expected when you're on a big huge spaceship and there's all sorts of aliens and ( Read more... )

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notwhelmed June 13 2011, 04:13:47 UTC
Dude. Can you like, be quiet? I thought KF can talk my ears off, but you just take the cake for not being able to stop talking.

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accelerated June 13 2011, 04:31:20 UTC
I can be quiet sometimes! There's a lot of people that must not be used to hearing other people talk around here, though.

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notwhelmed June 13 2011, 05:28:12 UTC
Sometimes. [Raises an eyebrow.] I'm pretty sure that people are used to talking. But you talk really fast. If Kid Flash didn't always talk to me so much, I wouldn't have understood you probably.

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accelerated June 13 2011, 05:42:35 UTC
I try and talk at normal speed but sometimes it just takes so long, you know? --Kid Flash isn't anything like me. Or, he wasn't-- we're totally different! There's just no comparing.

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notwhelmed June 13 2011, 06:32:49 UTC
I didn't say you guys were the same. You guys just have this speedster thing going for both of you. Plus you aren't my best friend like he is.

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accelerated June 13 2011, 06:55:05 UTC
It's a speedster thing cause I'm Impulse! Wha-- well, my best friends are Robin and Superboy and they never complain about me talking, except when they do but I just kinda tune that out cause I know they don't mean it.

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notwhelmed June 13 2011, 07:16:17 UTC
[All of his facepalms.]

Uhh nice to meet you Impul-Robi-Is this those stupid multiverses again? Because I'm Robin. The first one from my time at least. [Fuck you multiverses. He's sick of you D<]

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accelerated June 13 2011, 16:11:38 UTC
No way! The first Robin is like, old now! Your universe must be waaaay behind, or something.

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notwhelmed June 14 2011, 00:49:32 UTC
Uh well. I am. Or whatever. Wai-so you know me from when I'm older? Totally weird.

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accelerated June 14 2011, 01:01:57 UTC
Yea-- wait! I can't tell you cause it'd be like cooking a trilobite for lunch when you're stuck in the past! Even if you want to do it you might change the future and then everyone will end up as gorillas or talking all weird or something!

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notwhelmed June 14 2011, 01:31:13 UTC
I didn't ask what I'm like. Just that you knew me. Which apparently you do. That's nice to know. [Raising an eyebrow at you.]

I don't really want to get messed in all this time paradoxing anyways.

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accelerated June 14 2011, 01:56:49 UTC
Time traveling and paradox stuff is really complicated, anyway! But man, you sure are stuffy like my Robin, at least. That must be a side-effect of hanging out with Batman.

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notwhelmed June 14 2011, 02:08:11 UTC
I am not stuffy. You're stuffy. [Are we suddenly five Robin?]

Hanging out with the Bats can be a chore though. But hey, things could be worst. I don't have to listen to Green Arrow's really bad jokes or anything.

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accelerated June 14 2011, 02:47:30 UTC
I'm the opposite of stuffy! I'm unstuffed! [nobody wins in a logic fight here 8(]

Do you have Bat-chores? I asked Rob once, but he wouldn't tell me. Probably cause they're even more awful than regular chores. Wait, Green Arrow makes jokes? I didn't think any of the grownups even had much of a sense of humor.

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notwhelmed June 14 2011, 03:30:13 UTC
You don't seem whelmed either. [What is using the English language correctly?]

Huh. Not really...? [They have a butler. Derp.] Dude. Green Arrow makes jokes, but they're the most terrible jokes ever. He might as well not have a sense of humour with how terrible his jokes are.

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accelerated June 14 2011, 04:24:29 UTC
You can be whelmed?

Aw man, I figured you'd have to wash the Batmobile or polish the Batarangs or sweep out the Batcave or something. I've heard some bad jokes before, but nothing that bad. Maybe being funny is his secret weakness?

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