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[Transmission 30] [VOICE] Dog Days of Summer

Jun 16, 2011 18:36

[When the feed turns on, the growling and VICIOUS BARKING of a possibly familiar batdog is audible in the background.]

[Before speaking up, Heero mutters, apparently to the dog.]

Knock it off.

One of you Bats- I don't care which one- [Which is totally code for NOT BRUCE BECAUSE WE ARE STILL IN A FIGHT]Come pick up your dog. He's making a ruckus ( Read more... )

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[In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 01:49:15 UTC

[Bet you were expecting Bruce. Well no, you two are apparently fighting. But maybe Jason.

Bet you weren't expecting this really short kid with black hair and wearing sunglasses approaching you in a hoodie and jeans. Or maybe you were. But whatever.] I'm here to pick up Ace or something.

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 07:04:43 UTC

[It is under orders to tase any aggressors!!]

And what makes you think I'm 'watching' you? [..Well, he didn't DENY it...]

Re: [In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 07:14:41 UTC

Because I have connections with Bruce? You made it pretty obvious earlier you got some thing about him? For him?

It's really creepy you know. Following a 13 year-old.

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 07:22:48 UTC

[EYEBROW at 'for'] Don't make me vomit. You must be thinking of Todd.

I keep tabs on who I need to know about. Simple as that; don't feel too special.

[...Finishes his glass of water with a glance of why are you in my room]

Re: [In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 07:24:34 UTC

I don't know much about him, but whatever.

I don't feel special. I feel like I'm being followed by some crazy child molester or something!

[Because...that is what you are.]

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 07:27:55 UTC

[This face it is so incredulous you don't even]

Molester? No. Followed? Yes.

[NO THIS IS 100% FACTUALLY INCORRECT ROBIN I MUST INFORM YOU]

Re: [In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 07:32:06 UTC

Harasser? You might as well be one. Who follows kids around? You know how creepy that is? Because it is.

[...Don't believe you.]

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 07:39:05 UTC

Molestation and harassment are completely different acts and charges. For someone training to be a vigilante, you don't know a whole lot about law, do you?

..But then, when you're a vigilante and act outside the law, I guess you wouldn't have to worry about that, would you.

[oh look it's that bitterness again]

[In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 07:55:42 UTC

You obviously don't know anything about be if you think I work outside the law.

[Hahaha what? The police work with them. Does this guy not know about the JLA or something? Because an organization out in the open meant to protect the world is working outside the law.]

Wow, I have no idea what you're talking about now.

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 08:09:52 UTC

More like you make yourselves the law, and skirt around it where it is convenient to you. If I'm wrong, feel free to explain how so.

[He knows... somewhat, but he heard very damning things from Wally :3c;;]

Really. Then maybe you should hit the books and find out.

Re: [In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 08:25:25 UTC

I just knock guys out when they're causing trouble. I don't do much else. Oh go to school. Do homework and chores. I did that too. [To be honest that's all he's done as a sidekick. Knock baddies out. Protect people.

He does covert missions now otherwise. Which end up being...not so covert. But those are just details.]

A book isn't going to explain where you get these crazy assumptions.

By the way, if you hate us so much, why are your methods so Batman-ish? [HE WENT THERE.]

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 08:32:42 UTC

[yeah well HIS COVERT MISSIONS HAD GIANT DEATH ROBOTS]

A book is going to explain laws to you, which is what I was getting at.

[Ooooo boy you did not just say that.]

My methods are simple information gathering work; beyond that, they are nothing like his. I don't collect children to do my bidding, and I don't waste my time chasing after petty criminals.
[I WISH I COULD GLARE YOU TO DEATH!!!!]

Re: [In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 08:45:52 UTC

I know the laws. I haven't broken into houses. I haven't killed people. Yadda Yadda. I technically haven't done anything illegal. Maybe own weapons? That's it.

[Because giant death robots would totally be legal where Robin comes from.]

Your information gathering works the exact same way as his. Except you might be more creepy about it actually. The whole following/stalking people and everything? Yeah. And the whole continuously question and harass people? Same. Shoving your assumptions down my throat? Not something he usually does.

And I don't know. A man who nearly froze an entire park of people isn't exactly something I'd call petty.

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 08:50:26 UTC

While I won't fault you for the sentiment, assaulting a criminal when you're not a member of law enforcement is illegal, unless you're defending yourself.

[LOL well ...they're not really where he comes from either. At least, his wasn't. But when you're overthrowing a government, you don't really take legality into account anyway `v`a (And he DID get rid of it once demilitarization happened)]

Information gathering isn't exactly something that can be done exceedingly well in more than a few ways- interrogation, spying, asking questions. Are you asking me to get more creative? To that, maybe, I can oblige.

[Just. eyebrow. (lol what are superpowers) /8|]

Re: [In Person] notwhelmed June 17 2011, 09:01:01 UTC

I doubt what you did before this was very legal. You don't seem to really follow laws very well yourself.

[Heero has no place to go telling Robin what's legal and what isn't then. B|]

No, I'm saying that you're just like Batman about it. Which means that you're just a hypocrite. Which you are. And you complaining about his methods then doing the same thing is really counter productive.

[He's raising his eyebrow too, but you can't see that. Lol sunglasses.] Badguy with an ice gun freezing people at a park. It's kind of hard for the police to stop that.

Re: [In Person] 00ne June 17 2011, 09:07:59 UTC

When I was overthrowing a dictatorship? No. But I abide by the laws set up by the democracy established henceforth.

[I mean you sort of have to anyway when your girlfriend is the most important politician in the world or boy you will be on the couch so fast 8Ta]

I never complained about his methods of information gathering. That isn't the problem I have with him, so not, it isn't hypocritical at all. Try again.

[..yeah he's still staring. And sipping his water. And you know what he is going to finish putting his laundry away too YOU ARE IN HIS ROOM] An ice gun. [What is wrong with your world ever]

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