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Jun 17, 2011 22:14

[If you're taking the elevator to one of the many floors on the Thor today, you'll notice that something seems a bit more... talkative than usual.

Why, it's Wheatley, who has attached himself to the interior ceiling of a particularly large lift! He's an elevator therapist this month, or at least he's trying to be one.

So he's babbling on to the ( Read more... )

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[action] notaneffingeel June 18 2011, 16:49:26 UTC

[Let's be serious now. Killua stopped trying to actually go somewhere a long time ago. Now he's just watching the train wreck unfold.

So the moment Wheatley says the elevator lifts people up, he presses the buttons required to send him down.]

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:19:12 UTC

[And down we go!]

Wha- Hold on! [He looks down at you. Accusingly.] What exactly are you doing?

[action] notaneffingeel June 19 2011, 03:22:06 UTC

[He blinks up at his accuser as innocent as a lamb.]

Goin' down.

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:24:45 UTC

No, no, no! Not going down! Didn't you hear what we were just talking about. Going up! Up! Lifting!

[action] notaneffingeel June 19 2011, 03:30:59 UTC

I dunno. I'm just not feeling it, y'know?

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:38:03 UTC

Feeling what? There's nothing to feel, there's only buttons to push! Specifically, that button. Right there. The one that goes up. Go on.

[action] notaneffingeel June 19 2011, 03:51:24 UTC

You mean this one?

[Nope. That's just even further down.]

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 19 2011, 03:57:02 UTC

[Wheatley's starting to be under the impression that he's dealing with a special case here.]

Err, you know what? That was good. Really good. But... take what you're doing there and do the opposite of it. Can you do that? Instead of pressing 'down' you'd be pressing 'up'.

Go on. Press the button.

[Woah, deja vu. But he's ignoring that for now.]

[action] notaneffingeel June 19 2011, 03:59:25 UTC

[He rolls his eyes and, with a tiny smirk, commands the elevator to move up.]

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 19 2011, 04:00:16 UTC

Brilliant! There you go! See, we're going up now! Lifting away.

[action] notaneffingeel June 19 2011, 04:02:59 UTC

Yeah, definitely. It's like aaaaall my hardships are just soaring away.

[There is not quite enough emotion in those sentences to make them believable.]

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 20 2011, 17:40:53 UTC

Good. [He sounds very pleased with himself now.] That's the general point of the thing, you see. I'm an 'elevator therapist' this month; it's good to know that I'm doing my job well!

[action] notaneffingeel June 23 2011, 02:52:16 UTC

There are jobs like that? [Oh, hey. Genuine interest this time. That sounds so ridiculous, even for this ship.]

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 24 2011, 02:52:14 UTC

Obviously so! Since I am signed up for one, you know. [he sounds proud.]

[action] notaneffingeel June 24 2011, 03:40:23 UTC

So you weren't just messing around? You're seriously trying to give the elevator therapy?

Re: [action] mashyspikes June 24 2011, 05:34:44 UTC

Of course! What, you think I'd just chat up the elevator and dig up deep, underlying issues for no reason?

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