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[not_a_chicken]

[Zell shows up on the screen, looking a bit too excited as he munches on a hot dog. You can easily tell from the background that he's in a back room at Hot Diggity Dog, his place of employment this month. So far, he's mostly been eating the food instead of selling it.]Oh man, you guys, this is the best job EVER!! I get to eat all the hot dogs I

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[crazy_about_it]

How come I never get the jobs with food?

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[not_a_chicken]

[Zell gives a light shrug.]

I just signed up for it! Ya gotta be careful, though. Sometimes the thing puts ya down for the wrong job.

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[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, no shit. I tried to sign up for pizza delivery and ended up in a mambo band.

Everyone else got the cool jobs this month.

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[not_a_chicken]

Hey, bein' in a band sounds pretty cool!!

[Zell is not familiar with mambo.]

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[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, you'd think so, but you'd be wrong. It's nothing like rock n roll, and I have to wear this stupid outfit with ruffles.

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[not_a_chicken]

For real?! They made ya dress up like a GIRL?!

[In Zell's head, ruffles = girl clothes.]

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[crazy_about_it]

What? No, not that. Pretty close though. There's all these stupid ruffles on the legs of the pants and the sleeves of the shirt.

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[not_a_chicken]

[He makes a face, cringing in sympathy.]

Aw man, what the hell's with this place?! You should've seen what they had me wearin' last month! Wait, no, I take that back. I don't want anyone seein' that, EVER!!

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[crazy_about_it]

Tell me about it. Last month I had to dress up like a giant harpy.

Some of these jobs suck.

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[not_a_chicken]

[Zell rubs his head with a groan.]

Tell me 'bout it. I had to wear this tight little animal outfit!

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[crazy_about_it]

[Dante just scowls at the injustice of it all.]

I wonder if I could make any money hustling pool or something?

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[not_a_chicken]

[Completely misunderstands]

Uh... They got a pool with dolphins in it!!

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[crazy_about_it]

... Not that kind of pool.

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[not_a_chicken]

[Zell just gives a blank stare for a moment.]

Oh. How do ya make money that way, then?

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[crazy_about_it]

It's a game. They don't have pool tables where you come from? You knock a bunch of balls around on a table.

Some people bet money on it.

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[not_a_chicken]

Where I'm from, people usually just play cards!