[the feed opens up to Panty, her back turned to the camera. it seems like she's in the auditorium, covered in a sort of shawl that covers the rest of her body. after a few dramatic seconds of silence, she holds up her hand and begins to snap.]
5, 6, 7, 8!
[she then turns around as spotlights focus on her, casting off the throw and revealing herself to be wearing a rather risque, hot pink outfit. the hot pink is very important. a
song starts playing, to which she begins singing along...]
Imagine having everything you've ever dreamed!
Don't you want it? Can't you see it?
Imagine first night after hours, I get the lead!
"Something for you?" Well, of course!
"Yeah right!" You gotta believe it!
You and I, all the fame-Panty and what's your name?
Sound exciting? Inviting? Let's do it, then!
Fuck buddy, agent, and a publicist!
But where do you fit into this?
With you we can win!
[at this point, her voice and body language become much more... seductive. at certain points, the volume of her voice rises; with every line, she runs her hands over her body more, her eyelids fluttering...]
"Win a part?" Think bigger!
"Become superstars?" That's better!
Don't you see that bigger is better, and better is bigger, a little bit is never enough, no, no, no!
Oh!
Don't you want it all? You want it, you know that you want it-the fame and the fortune and more!
You want it all, you want it, you know that you want it!
You gotta have your star on my door!
You want my world, nothing less, all the fucks and the press, only giving you the best to use!
I want it all, I want it, I want it, oh! My name in lights on your bedroom wall! I want it all!
[with a very dramatic finish, Panty lets out one last scream. after a few seconds of rest, she looks up and stares right into the camera, breathing heavily but smirking.]
That's right, boys-Anarchy Panty is here, and she's making her big Thor debut. About fuckin' time, too! And that's only a little show of what I'll be bringin' you. But there's a little problem! I need someone to step up and do a number with me. Maybe more, if you impress me enough by the end of the night. [she winks.] If any of you fuckfaces is interested, you know my number~
(ooc: this is. the Disney perfume. yes. I'M LACKING COMMON SENSE RIGHT NOW DON'T JUDGE ME)