Brittany-ism #SOMETIMES THESE IMPROB DRIVE EVENTS WRITE MY LINES FOR ME

[lovesagoodmisog]

 [The Guide turns on to a special treat for the gentleman and maybe a few ladies:]

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[whosyour_rikku]

Woooaah there, Britt! Check you out!

[lovesagoodmisog]

I already did.

In the mirror, every morning.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Laughs. Oh, Brittany, how is it we are the same person?] Your roomies must love that!

[lovesagoodmisog]

[Because this much awesome cannot be contained within a single entity?]

I'm sure the boys do, at least.

Well, maybe not Yusuke.

[whosyour_rikku]

[This much something, that's for sure ;)]

Well, they're totally wacked if they don't... hee hee, or, y'know, not. [Winks, proceeding to laugh at her own awesomely well-played innuendo.]

But I'm tellin' you, there's a reason I bikini-it so casually. It's totally way more comfortable and airy. Don't'cha think?

[lovesagoodmisog]

[*slow clap* Well played, Rikku]

Oh, totally.

No clothes would be even better, but I think there are laws against that, or something. Plus, it would be a bit too distracting for some of the boys. [And girls]

[whosyour_rikku]

[*Bows* Yeah, well, she fits them in there when she can.]

I guess that's what nudey beaches are for, yeah? Hmm, but total clothes-gone-awol? That's, like, a pervidude's signal for creeping.

[lovesagoodmisog]

It doesn't really bother me when they look, to be honest.

It's like, I know I look good, so why not share it with the rest of the world? Or universe?

[whosyour_rikku]

Guess I can't argue with that logic. All power to yah, girl.

[Ffff. Logic.]

[lovesagoodmisog]

I just wish there was a beach or something around here. It kinda sucks to get to hang out in my new suit, and not be at the beach.

[whosyour_rikku]

Mmmm, I feel you! The beach is, like, my home turf-- sand, sun, perfection!

[lovesagoodmisog]

You used to live at the beach?

[Thinks that's the coolest thing EVER]

[whosyour_rikku]

Well, I traveled a lot so there was always a new beach somewhere! Except in the snowy parts.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I always get sand and snow mixed up, too.

[whosyour_rikku]

You must get in a real pickle then when sand's covered in snow.

[lovesagoodmisog]

What do pickles have to do with anything?