[On the screen, a Vogon is droning on about arrival paperwork and returning passengers. Suddenly a voice off screen speaks.]
Enough.
[A hand reaches into view and taps the Vogon on the head, instantly knocking it unconscious. As the Vogon's head hits the desk, the Guide is picked up and a very annoyed Castiel looks into the screen for a minute
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You must save yourself a lot of time down at the DMV.
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Although the trench coat and 5-dollar suit suggested that you have spent some time in the U.S. of A.
So please forgive my imposition on this point.
Which is more than a bit removed from the topic that originally brought me here in the first place.
Namely, where did you learn how to do that?
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It's always been one of my abilities.
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And that makes you a... what, exactly?
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Assuming you aren't lying, of course.
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So tell me, what use does a celestial embodiment of the creator of all would have with a quick method of felling annoying bureaucrats into lulling slumber?
Not that I'm complaining mind you.
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Angels have the ability to heal. Putting someone to sleep is just a slight modification of that ability.
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[They can also use that ability to make your lungs disappear, but let's not get into that variation right now.]
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So what brings you on board the Thor oh pious of quasi-deities?
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