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[electromexican]

[Usually Vic pays attention in class. He likes to learn, crazy as it all sounds. But today... man the teacher's voice was droning on and on about he's not even sure what anymore. This is supposed to be a literature class but Vic's almost sure that they're not talking about literature. Or well at least the teacher isn't.]

So is this literature

Comments

[whosyour_rikku]

Kinda like watching an ice block melt in the refrigerator, isn't?

[She went to school for, like, a month. She might as well be an expert.]

[whosyour_rikku]

Mr. "I get by bossing around today's youth"

[whosyour_rikku]

Mr. "I get by bossing around today's youth"

DONE.

[whosyour_rikku]

And that's how you ace it Rikku-flavored.

Re: DONE.

[electromexican]

Wow. Very nice. An Oscar for Rikku.

[whosyour_rikku]

[Has no idea what an Oscar could possibly be, but she's just going to bow and go on as if it's the highest honor. Because in her mind, it totally is.]

I think the pictures really put it into medal-worthy territory. That, and the wide range of voice devices used in order to perceive a believable dynamic between a character who represents the cunning intellect of today's generation against their threatening, and much wrinklier counterpart.

[Word.]

[electromexican]

Yes, yes, all of those. Standing ovation and all the awards! Man they won't even see ya coming with all the talent you got. [Note to self: make her an Oscar out of cheap metal for such an auspicious moment.]

But I don't think I'll be able to do it justice man. Mostly because class is out now.

[whosyour_rikku]

Hee hee! Imagine how much free stuff I'm gonna get, too! From people wanting me to endorse their stuff? Dude, I'll need a separate refrigerator for all the fruit baskets I'm gonna be getting! [Awww!]

And hey, at least my little show was entertaining enough to pass the time, right? Couldn't ask for anything more!

[electromexican]

I hear you get a bunch of free jewelry in the swag bags.

Totally. I don't think I could've survived much longer without your amazing show.

[whosyour_rikku]

[And she could totally sell half that stuff off and make even more of a fortune and-]

[Look at her face, you're getting her hopes up.]

You pro'lly would've become some wet, smushy pile of Vic that the janitors would have to clean up and all you'd be remembered for is the nasty innards stain you left on the floor. Now that's a sad death.