四 冊 ("anonymous" text)

[allmyanswers]

• Which of the following items do not belong on a hamburger? (You are free to choose as many options as you wish.)

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[maple_syrup_can]

▣ Lettuce
▣ Tomatoes
▢ Peanut butter
▣ Onions
▢ Gummi worms
▢ Baby teeth
▢ Electricity
▣ Spinach
▢ Strawberries
▣ Pickles
▢ Ice cream
▣ Cheese
▢ Jam/jelly
▣ Mayonaise
▢ Lighter fluid
▢ Alfredo sauce
▢ Fried eggs
▢ Mercury
▢ Gold flakes
▣ Bacon and/or other meats
▣ Butter
▢ Hot sauce
▢ Chocolate chips
▢ Pasta
▢ Wasabi / Tofu / Nori
▢ Rubber
▣ Relish
▢ Dandelions
▢ Salad dressing
▣ Hamburger patty

• Please feel free to add your own suggestions and/or comments: Traditional seems to be best, but by changing things like the cheese and even the type of lettuce, you can get all sorts of different flavours.
And I believe that ice cream is necessary, but after a hamburger dinner, not on the hamburger. (Unless it was a new kind of ice cream sandwich-like dessert, with might be kinda neat.)

[Slightly (very, actually) horrified at some of those choices. Hence his actually filling one of these in. Someone has to know the right things to put on a hamburger...]

[allmyanswers]

I am also unsure as to how ice cream can be incorporated into a hamburger. I have been assured it is possible.

[Do not worry, Canada. You're not alone.]

[maple_syrup_can]

If I may say so... you could make a sweet kind of bread, then have ice cream for the main part like the meat. Then whatever kind of topping would be good, just like topping a hamburger. Like... slices of apple or crushed nuts or things like that.

[Good... might have worried there...]

[allmyanswers]

It would be a kind of dessert burger?

[Canada is a genius.]

[maple_syrup_can]

Yes! Just like that.

[(*blush!*) It's easy to talk to an anon through text...]

[allmyanswers]

That is a very inventive idea.

[Is it easy to be complimented by anon?]

[maple_syrup_can]

You think so? Thank you so much!

[He is blushing horribly, but very happy. ^.^ Compliments are rare.]

[allmyanswers]

It is true. Perhaps I could make a suggestion to the others with whom I work about trying such a thing.

[maple_syrup_can]

You would?
I hope that it goes well for you!

If it's not too much trouble, can you let me know how it goes?

[His idea getting attention?! Ahh-!]

[allmyanswers]

I would not mind that at all. If I am able to make something like that, would you be interested in trying it?

[maple_syrup_can]

Oh, yes, thank you! I would be honoured. If it's not too much trouble. If it works out.

[allmyanswers]

Then perhaps you would accept this?

[And he's sending over a coupon for free food. Yep!]

[maple_syrup_can]

[Eh? Eh?]

Oh, this was not necessary, really!

[allmyanswers]

It is merely an appreciative gesture.

[maple_syrup_can]

Oh, I hardly did anything worthy of appreciation...

[allmyanswers]

The purpose of the survey was to gather useful information, which was certainly provided. This is worthy of recognition, is it not?