[video//action] 十三 baby i've been here before; i know this room, i've walked this floor

[worldturnsshiny]

Who in the mother of every whore in hell messed with Serenity?

[so someone's back from the Loki. and is filming one graffiti-covered Firefly spaceship for all to rage about]

And give me back all our shoes!

[...feel free to slowpoke.gif at that last one]

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[whosyour_rikku]

What happened?

[worldturnsshiny]

We just got back from the Loki, and I came home to... [general handwave at "all this"]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Her face falls.]

Why would someone do that?!

[worldturnsshiny]

They're workin' for Thor for Thorians, apparently.

[whosyour_rikku]

What total jerk-wads. They better hope I don't find 'em, 'cause if I do... man I'll pop 'em a new one, let me tell you.

Hey, you want some help cleaning it up?

[worldturnsshiny]

Someone said they caught the guy, but I dunno anything past that.

...If you don't got nothin' better to do.

[whosyour_rikku]

Well, let's hope they got their just desserts and someone spit on 'em.

My books are totally free!

[worldturnsshiny]

...Friend of mine says he mighta shot one in the butt.

Well, I'll be here for a while.

[whosyour_rikku]

Oh, yeowtch. That'll sure do it.

Then I'm on my way! Be there in a jiffy!

[worldturnsshiny]

I'll keep an eye out!

[whosyour_rikku]

[action?]

[worldturnsshiny]

[action!]

[the ship is covered in various gang signs from across the Thor's population, along with what might be lollipops but also look a little like dicks. Kaylee is fairly displeased.]

[action]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Strolling over, play clothes on and soapy buckets in hand, she stops short a few feet behind you. Her face takes on an embarrassed and rather perplexed expression and she adopts biting her bottom lip as default facial maneuver. What a peculiar, head-scratching situation you've got here. Notably, the rather distorted take on one's manhood graffiti'd on the ship's rear. Of course.]

Oh, now that's gotta sting waking up to in the morning.

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[worldturnsshiny]

[she laughs a little bit, but it's more of an attempt to not let the entire situation in general get to her- it's not really working]

[action]

[whosyour_rikku]

[Gives the vandalized ship a sympathetic pout, feeling just about as sorry for it as she does for you. Because, man, to be totally defenseless against snotty people who're trying to make a fool out of you? Especially when they're a fraction of your size and you can't even use what you've got to teach them a lesson? That's just wrecked.]

Ok, this is rubbing my sad nerve pretty harshly right now. How 'bout we get her to the spruced-up level she deserves?

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[worldturnsshiny]

[she nods, because honestly seeing the ship like this is incredibly depressing]

Yeah, let's. Thanks for offerin' to help, by the by.