Six. [video/action]

[completeglobal]

[Good evening, Thor!  If you're bored and flipping through your guide, you may come across the scene of a rather busy dinner show, in a relatively large theatre somewhere.  And although you can't see the announcer, you may or may not recognize his voice as one of the ship's many refugees...

Not that it matters.  The show is about to begin.]

Welcome

Comments

[Video]

[crazy_about_it]

... ... And I thought the maracas and ruffles were bad.

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[completeglobal]

Certainly not. Scientist, is more like.

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[crazy_about_it]

Yeah, okay. [He sounds just a little skeptical.]

So what's your greatest scientific discovery then?

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[completeglobal]

[What, am I giving off evil vibes or something?]

Biological and pharmaceutical research. On my world, I aided in furthering the field. [Like he's going to share his real discoveries. :| ]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Well, Dante has some insider information, but he's keeping it to himself.]

Well that's nice and vague. You must be a really humble guy.

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[completeglobal]

[And what would this insider information be, Mr. Dante? B| ]

I suppose that merely depends on who you ask. [Despite everything, he just looks amused.] You wish for details? They'd be lost on you, as you hardly seem the scientific type.

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[crazy_about_it]

[He's heard stories. Also he threw alternate-universe you through a wall once.]

You got me there. I didn't even pass high-school chemistry.

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[completeglobal]

[Oh snap, then he probably knows about an experiment or two from alternate-universe me.]

Really? Very simple material.

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[crazy_about_it]

[Maybe. Then again, this version of you could be all sunshine and bunnies.

...Okay, probably not.]

Boring material.

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[completeglobal]

[Most likely not.]

Tastes vary, you know.

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[crazy_about_it]

Not arguing that.

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[armorumvigiles]

...Maracas?

[He's not sure if he wants to know.]

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[crazy_about_it]

My crappy job for last month. Don't ask. I'm guessing you got stuck with this one by accident? Because if you signed up for it...bad choice.

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[armorumvigiles]

Nay, I did not offer myself for this occupation. I am ill-suited for it-- a soldier rarely has occasion to dance.

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[crazy_about_it]

Can't argue with that.

Do you have to do this more than once?

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[armorumvigiles]

...Hopefully not.

[A slight sigh.]

I am fairly certain you have all had your share of my attempts.