[voice]

[bearmylove]

If you come across a poptart that looks like a cat, I must ask you not to eat it. It is, in fact, not a poptart that looks like a cat, but a cat that looks like a poptart.

So whoever you are, stop taking bites out of my goddamn paycheck.

Thank you.

Comments

[notwhelmed]

...That sounds really gross.

I don't know what's worst. Them eating it. Or the fact that people are still doing it.

[bearmylove]

It might just be one person. A serial eater.

[notwhelmed]

Are they eating the entire...cat poptart or just taking bites? Both sound pretty gross by the way.

[bearmylove]

I think mostly just taking bites.

[notwhelmed]

That's seriously really weird. I hope you find out who's biting them because...why the heck would you bite into a cat?! Even if it looks like a poptart!

[bearmylove]

Because this ship is inhabited by dumbasses?

[notwhelmed]

I guess that's true. It could be worst. You could be stuck in a room with them instead. That would suck.