005 ↟ I'm in your lab, skewing your test results. | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[The local science channel seems to have acquired a recording of some scientific testing from Thor labs. A scientist is on camera, detailing the results of some of their tests.]Subject D3142 is still showing considerable resistence to the effects of the taser. We've already increased the voltage well beyond what is considered a safe limit for

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[crazy_about_it]

What did you do in the Army?

[crazy_about_it]

... Your what? Poke men?

[prefertundah]

Pokemon! Hang on...

[This isn't the first time somebody's asked him, and he knows it won't be the last, so he's used to it. Surge directs the camera over to his nearest Pokemon, which just happens to be Magnezone. Say hello to an enormous metal UFO-like thing with magnets. Also it's beeping at you.]

Ta-dah! This is Magnezone.

[More beeping.]

[crazy_about_it]

Okay. So Pokemon is a fancy name for robots?

[crazy_about_it]

Huh. Which war was this?

[crazy_about_it]

I'm pretty sure nothing like that ever happened in my world.

[crazy_about_it]

Yeah? How's that?

[crazy_about_it]

I guess you're lucky they came along with you then.