PSALM † 5 ATTN HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS [ VIDEO/TEXT ]

Aug 04, 2011 19:44

[ It seems like Shiro has started the video feed a few moments early. He has an eyebrow raised while he's reading something. He speaks out loud to himself, : ]

Eeh?! We're... not issued lesson plans? 'Just wing it'? Huh...

[ He taps at a few keys on the Guide, which ... does nothing, since the feed is already running. There's a smile now, as he just rolls along with this setback. He waves, speaking in a cheerful tone of voice: ]

Good Evening! This post is for those who are enrolled in high school for the duration of these following weeks. A-heh, you may be more familiar to this school system than I am, but I was told to just 'teach what you know'. I'd rather not make you sit through a whole lot of noise that you'll never use or have no interest in, so I'll let you choose whatever lessons you'd like to participate in.

I will send a syllabus with this information in a few minutes. I will allow sign-ups until class begins, but do me a favor and reply as soon as possible. You can direct any questions here!

[ The video feed ends, and high school students will receive the following text post: ]



EXORCISM 101
This class will teach the fundamentals of engaging warfare against demonic forces at the high school level.
Instructor: FR. FUJIMOTO
Room: 3-29.
Office Hours: Varies.

Return a reply to me with the following information.

Your Name:
Person to contact in an emergency (this is important!):
What do you expect to learn from this class?:

Check off the section you plan on attending. You may participate in more than one section.

[ ]-01 MARKSMANSHIP TRAINING (for those who wanna learn to shoot stuff)
Students will learn the basics of maintaining, wielding, and using firearms in combat.

[ ]-02 SWORDSMANSHIP TRAINING (for those who wanna learn to shiv stuff)
Students will learn the basics of maintaining, wielding, and using swords in combat.

[ ]-03 ANTI-DEMON PHARMACOLOGY (nerds love this class)
Students will learn basic chemical compounds involved with treating and controlling injuries caused by demonic influence.

[ ]-04 INTRODUCTION TO HOLY SCRIPTURE (geeks love this class)
Students will learn and recite the fundamental texts traditionally involved with exorcism.

shiro fujimoto

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