CORNY JOKES IN 5, 4, 3, 2... [video]

Aug 04, 2011 21:12

[Because I apparently can't resist a bad pun, Fox's job this month is Frapperchino Blender. What the fuck is that? Well basically he works at fucking Space Starbucks and makes over priced coffee drinks for all you space hipsters out there. Which is what he's doing right now as the video opens. A fairly unattractive six armed octopus sort of alien ( Read more... )

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[action] Way to post my life there. T^T manicuredangel August 6 2011, 17:00:01 UTC
[After that alien wanders off, here is Aziraphale. He looks a little embarrassed having to go to a place like this for tea, but he ran out earlier and would just have to make a proper tea run later.]

My, that chap was rather rude, wasn't he?

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[action] 8)))) all_range_mode August 6 2011, 20:52:01 UTC
As sad as it is, he's one of the more pleasant customers I've had today. What can I get for you, sir?

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[action] manicuredangel August 7 2011, 03:47:04 UTC
Oh dear... I do so hope your day gets better.

Er... I was hoping you serve tea here.

[He smiles a bit guiltily.]

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[action] all_range_mode August 7 2011, 04:07:05 UTC
It should, anyway.

Sure, we've got a pretty big tea menu, actually.

[kinda points over his shoulder with his thumb. it is a huge menu 8V]

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[action] manicuredangel August 7 2011, 04:50:21 UTC
[He looks a mite more embarrassed for not having noticed the menu sooner.]

Oh, er... The Vanila Chai looks lovely, please.

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Re: [action] all_range_mode August 7 2011, 04:56:47 UTC
[It's okay dude there's so much shit written on it that it's in like size 10 font]

You got it, it'll be just a minute.

[AND AWAY WE GO MAKIN TEA]

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[action] manicuredangel August 7 2011, 04:59:35 UTC
[He waits patiently. In fact he turns to give an alien behind him a look, stopping the alien from making any sort of biting comment.]

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[action] all_range_mode August 7 2011, 05:10:08 UTC
[Aww what a nice guy. BEST CUSTOMER ALL DAY]

[after a couple minutes, Fox returns to the counter with the drink]

Thanks for being patient. Your total comes to 6 credits.

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[action] manicuredangel August 9 2011, 02:07:33 UTC
[He can't help it, being an angel and all.]

Six? Alright, dear boy.

[He smiles as he pays, leaving a generous tip.]

I hope your other customers are kind to you today.

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Re: [action] all_range_mode August 9 2011, 03:00:39 UTC
I hope so too. Thanks a lot, have a good one.

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[action] manicuredangel August 9 2011, 03:10:36 UTC
Have a blessed day, my dear. [And he takes his tea and ambles off.]

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