[Video] 35

[note_atem]

[The feed starts already in the middle of a giant fiasco, the Guide falling to the floor as Atem backs into a wall.]

SIGN MY FAN-FICTION.
IS IT REALLY YOU OH PLEASE GODS YES OH MY GOD.
LOOK I'M WEARING LEATHER TOO!
I SHIP YOU SO HARD WITH KAIBA!
NO YUUGI!
BUT AT LEAST NOT ANZU RIGHT!
YEAH THAT WHORE ONLY RUINS EVERYBODY'S LIVES!

[This is a gaggle of fan

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[motherofthesun]

[Help is on the way. This is so ridiculous...]

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[note_atem]

[Oh look they're getting close enough to start grabbing at his clothing. HOW WONDERFUL.]

Get your hands off of me!

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[motherofthesun]

[Annnd here she is diving in with a headbutt, knocking aside a number of them. She turns on her claws with a leap, growling to get the others to back off.]

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[note_atem]

[Whoa startled.]

JEEZ WHO CALLED THE PATROL SQUAD?
WE WEREN'T DOING ANYTHING ILLEGAL!
YOU CAN'T INFRINGE UPON MY RIGHTS TO SQUEE OVER SUPER HOT GUYS!

[Despite saying this they are backing off quickly. Atem is still on guard, unable to help himself.]

Go away. Now. [Oh look he's growling at them too!]

WEREN'T WE HAVING FUN?
MY ROOM NUMBER IS 121 WANT A KEY?

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[motherofthesun]

[She snarls, moving closer to Atem. Pretty sure she can defend a friend if you're bothering him, crazed fan people.]

Get on my back, Atem. I'll get us out of here.

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[note_atem]

...are you sure? [He seems unsure, but given that and-]

LET ME RUN MY FINGERS THROUGH YOUR GRAVITY-DEFYING HAIR.
DON'T GO THINK OF ALL THE SEXY TIMES WE CAN HAVE TOGETHER!
I'M YOUR SOUL MATE!

...Alright. [And he hops on because no way.]

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[motherofthesun]

[He better be holding on because one bound and she's over the gaggle of girls, dashing away quickly. Then again, magic is kinda keeping him on too.]

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[note_atem]

[Well he's used to riding horses is that kind of the same thing? Well no, not really. Horses aren't giant wolf gods. But he is holding on and breathing a sigh of relief as those disappointed shrieks are growing further and further away.]

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[motherofthesun]

[And she's not about to stop until that horrid sound of shrieking is gone from her own ears. That certainly doesn't take too long.]

[She pauses in a clearing that seems very void of people and glances around.]

... Looks like it's safe for now.

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[note_atem]

[He looks back the way he came before dismounting. Immediately he's pulling at his clothing to try and rid the phantom hands and germs from him. He's going to need a long shower.]

I'm not coming down here again. This place is ridiculous. [Completely growly right now. Very upset. But he does look back at her with a softer appeal.] Thank you for this.

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[motherofthesun]

[She shakes out her fur too. Ugh, the smell clings... she'll need a bath]

Indeed it is. [Pawing at her snout. It smells abhorrent too] You're welcome, Atem. I couldn't leave you stuck like that.

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[note_atem]

I can't be the only one having trouble like this. [Because believing that others are suffering the same fate somehow makes this a little okay. But not really.]

What is wrong with those people?

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[motherofthesun]

No, you're not. [There have been... others in distress]

I have no idea. They're fighting over... 'pairings' and talking about 'story ideas' and 'the strongest characters'.

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[note_atem]

I don't understand any of it- [No, correct that.] I don't want to understand any of it. The sooner we're away from this place, the better.

[A thought suddenly strikes him.] ...you don't think they can get on the ship, do you?

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[motherofthesun]

Yes.

[... She didn't even think about that] If they can, I'm locking the garden.

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[note_atem]

If they can we're going to have a lot of problems. [He sighs.] And I don't think the captains will particularly care, either.

[A thoughtful look.] How many people can the garden hold?