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first cycle | text --> video

Aug 07, 2011 22:00

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[ And then suddenly the video clicks on, and-- well, Remus was poking it with his wand apparently, which he's still holding, hence the keysmash. He's peering at the device with interest! And confusion. There is nothing like this in the 1970s. ]

Oh! There, I think I got it. Blasted thing-- technology is fascinating ( Read more... )

remus lupin, sirius black

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Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 05:18:57 UTC

Well! I think that was rather successful, don't you?

Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 05:22:53 UTC

[ deadpan. ]

Highly. Anyway, we should probably find our rooms. And I heard something about money, I wonder if there's anywhere to exchange, I've got some sickles on me...

[ He fiddles with his pockets. Yes, he's anxious. Yes, doing things makes him feel less anxious. Shut up, Sirius. ]

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 05:44:43 UTC

(he's rummaging through his pockets.)

Haven't got something to eat, have you? I wouldn't be surprised if there was a miniature earthquake in the pits of my stomach. (Priorities. He has them.)

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 05:50:12 UTC

Unlike you and James, I don't carry around a week's supply of food on my person.

[ Oh wait-- ]

I've got half a chocolate bar, though.

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 05:55:51 UTC

Oh! Brilliant! Give it here, then. (HE HOLDS HIS HAND OUT EXPECTANTLY)

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 06:03:51 UTC

[ SIGH. ]

You're like a child.

[ gives it to him. ]

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 06:08:35 UTC

(AND HE UNWRAPS IT QUICKLY AND TAKES A HUGE BITE! Through a full mouth:)

And you, dear Moony, are like an angel that has come to save me from the dreaded fate that is starvation. Were it not for your wonderful habit of hoarding chocolate bars in those pockets of yours, I would have wasted away into nothing more than dust.

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 06:15:37 UTC

Oh, yes, dust, certainly. We'd have to sweep you up and carry you around in an urn.

[ Sarcasm is the best offense. ]

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 06:29:30 UTC

Yes, dust. And I would expect you to carry my ashes everywhere that you went. Hate to be left out and all. And a daily sacrifice of pudding must be paid. For the afterlife, of course.

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 06:32:40 UTC

How would one go about sacrificing pudding? I think it would mess up your dust.

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 06:41:09 UTC

Honestly, Moony, you'd have to put it in some container so it does not disturb my ashes. And you'll have to include a spoon because you can't expect me to eat it with my hands, now can you?

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 18:21:46 UTC

I don't expect you to eat it at all if you're ash. And then it will grow mold and be inedible.

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 18:44:50 UTC

You underestimate my afterlife skills, Moony. Nothing can keep me away from my pudding. My ghostly hands will rise from the ashes, grab the containers, and bring it back to where the rest of my body waits in eager anticipation.

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 19:21:09 UTC

You are very devoted to pudding. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised. Perhaps we can just keep your ashes in a refrigerator, filled with pudding.

Re: Action! deathbydrapes August 8 2011, 20:03:56 UTC

No, that won't do. It'll have to be my sleeping arrangement. Can't have you all running around without me, now can I? You can place me in the fridge once the day is out so that I might replenish my energy with a nice pudding snack.

Re: Action! gotcocoa August 8 2011, 21:27:23 UTC

I refuse to carry around your ashes and pudding while I go about my business. That's simply not on.

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