Second Song: Plastic Light-Up Swords! [VIDEO]

[thepurpleway]

[The guide is set upon a flat surface as Gakupo looks rather critical at these swords. He's holding one in his hand, while comparing it to his own sword.

No, Gakupo is not impressed.

He sheaths his sword, which makes a sound similar to a glass harp at the metal slides into the covering, and waves around the plastic blade.]Such a mockery to swords

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[urnotafraid]

In your dreams!

[PERMA-ACTION]

[thepurpleway]

[Oh, it's ON!]

Dreams come true, you know! [And he's being way too serious for this because here he comes, charging in quite quickly with a sword swing from the side!]

Re: [PERMA-ACTION]

[urnotafraid]

Yeah, yeah, tell that to the fans. [ And he just dodges because it is a freaking stick that all he knows about is that the pointy end goes into the other person. ]

[thepurpleway]

The fans are part of the reality, yes. [And he would know all about fans.

He'll swing the other way, really wishing his own sword was in use. Ah well. Harming humans isn't part of his job! And this is all for fun!]

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[purrinpumpkin]

Nya~ What kind of man likes rainbow swords?

[inches closer to the camera, looking directly into the lens]

Don't you have anything cooler?

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[thepurpleway]

It's not that it's rainbow, but the metal is a special type that creates sounds, which I guess is not your usual metal color!

Um...is there anything you have in mind?

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[purrinpumpkin]

So a singing sword is manly too?

[giggle]

Hmm. How about a scythe!

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[thepurpleway]

H-Hey! I don't really question what my creators believe, you know! [They are so manly! What are you giggling about?!]

Ah, maybe... [Rummages around.] I'm afraid we don't carry those here...

[music_and_leeks]

What are you doing, Gaku Niisan?

[thepurpleway]

Ah, Miku? I'm just selling some plastic swords that light up!

[music_and_leeks]

Oh neat! Is that your new job? Cool!
I have a job making sandwiches! [Giggles like making sandwiches is actually an exciting thing]

[thepurpleway]

[Chuckles softly] Well, I'm sure your fans will appreciate them!

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[sternjudgment]

[SWORDS, YOU SAY?]

...The noises are not practical for combat.

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[thepurpleway]

[ALL TYPES except scythes, apparently.]

No, they are not. They're not even the right noise!

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[sternjudgment]

How disrespectful.

[HMPH. HUFF. ETC.]

I noticed you have a blade of your own, however. Well kept, too, by what I was able to see.

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[thepurpleway]

Well, I can certainly see their excitement and genuine interest, but yes, they are quite faulty thngs. [Looks at the one in his hand with a raised eyebrow.

At the mention of his blade, Gakupo turns to the male on screen.] Hmm? Ah, you mean Miburi! Yes, it's indeed well kept! It hardly takes any scratches! [Tilts his head to the side in curiosity.] Are you also a skilled swordsman?

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[thepurpleway]

Not at all! They are completely plastic!

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[thepurpleway]

Well, of course they are! They're plastic! It's mostly for cosplay, though. No need for the real thing if you're just pretending anyway!