Marauder Chronicles, Vol. 007 | [Action/Video]

[stagsalot]

[Once again, the Guide displays its proclivity for turning on when it feels like it, more-so than when it's told to, as the video feed starts in on James and an ofawitch. For once, the ship's resident egotistical wizard (now one of two, but that's altogether unimportant at present), looks incredibly awkward, and almost shy. Or was that ashamed?]Yeah, see,

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(video) 1/?

[deathbydrapes]

(WOAH THAT WAS LOUD WHAT IN MERLIN'S NAME--)

[deathbydrapes]

(Wait.)

[deathbydrapes]

(I know those people.)

[deathbydrapes]

(OH IT'S JUST PRONGS AND EVANS HAVING A LOVER'S DISPUTE HAHAHA)

[deathbydrapes]

(Time to make fu--)

[deathbydrapes]

(Wait.)

[deathbydrapes]

(...Did I just hear what I think I heard?)

[deathbydrapes]

Re: (video) 1/?

[deathbydrapes]

(WHAT THE FLYING FLOBBER WORM

A;OSIDFHAS;DOI

AS;ODIFH;SADOIFHAS;IO

AS;DFOIASHDF;OIADSHG;OISEHG;OIERHGAE;OIGHA)

Done! ;asdoifh ;;

[deathbydrapes]

What do you mean there's another girl!

(DEEP BREATH)

Is this a joke? Tell me this is a joke. You're pulling my leg here, right, mate? This is just some huge prank that you're pulling to welcome us to this ship, right?

(video)

[stagsalot]

How did you...

Wait.

...Merlin's balls, this thing cocked up again, didn't it?

[Perfect answer, right?]

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

(NO! He's grabbing onto this guide and shaking it as if it were James' shoulders)

I have no bloody clue what you're going on about, but this whole fight is staged, right? You're just having a bit of a laugh, right? HA HA HA HA?(A small pause) James, answer the bloody question!

(video)

[stagsalot]

Yes, Pads, it's staged. My death will be too, I'm sure, so feel free to not come to the rehearsal funeral.

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

(Omg. Are you you taking a tone with me, mister? >:|)

Like hell I'm going to your bloody rehearsal funeral! Not after this, at least! Are you mental? Wha-- (HNG) I can't-- (HNNNNG) What do you mean there's another girl!

(video)

[stagsalot]

It's complicated, Pads. Why are you even mad, it's not like I'm dating you, you prat!

Re: (video)

[deathbydrapes]

SEVEN YEARS! Seven bloody years of listening to you whine! Lily this, and Evans that! Do you know how hard it was to not punch you in the bloody face! Do you realize how many plans had to be aborted because of your ridiculous pining! All that, and then you get here for three months and there's another girl! After SEVEN YEARS!