2 Flea Bites (Video)
(The feed opens up to a nice spinning video as its user attempts to figure out how the Guide works. Sights include: the floor, a wall, a hand holding what looks like a decorated stick, and many aliens looking over in confusion. Clearly Sirius didn't pay attention to what Remus was doing the last time.)
How the hell does this…Come on now, work you bloody thi-Ah! Finally. (And then Sirius grins)
Right, in all my time spent anywhere, I have never been in the company of such sad saps. Most of the aliens on this ship look like they haven't laughed since they were first coming out of their little green pods, or however it is creatures like these are born. What's the point in having three heads if all you do is frown? Well, I suppose I wouldn't exactly be the happiest bloke either if I had three bloody heads on one body. Could you imagine how many thoughts must be going through their heads? Not to mention how hard it is to get through doorways!
(ANYWAY) The point is, I think it's about time they remembered how to have a good laugh. Therefore, I'm looking for a special type of shop--a joke shop, if you will. One that preferably sells something along the lines of the following: fireworks, Fanged Frisbees, Frog Spawn Soap and, my personal favorite, Dungbombs. As brilliant as I am, I do need the occasional help, and, unfortunately, I left my emergency stash back home. So, if any of you have heard of a shop, or anything else, that might fit that criteria, I would greatly appreciate it if you let me know.
(He stumbles a bit as he attempts to find the off button) Oh, Merlin's bea-- (And it's off!)
How the hell does this…Come on now, work you bloody thi-Ah! Finally. (And then Sirius grins)
Right, in all my time spent anywhere, I have never been in the company of such sad saps. Most of the aliens on this ship look like they haven't laughed since they were first coming out of their little green pods, or however it is creatures like these are born. What's the point in having three heads if all you do is frown? Well, I suppose I wouldn't exactly be the happiest bloke either if I had three bloody heads on one body. Could you imagine how many thoughts must be going through their heads? Not to mention how hard it is to get through doorways!
(ANYWAY) The point is, I think it's about time they remembered how to have a good laugh. Therefore, I'm looking for a special type of shop--a joke shop, if you will. One that preferably sells something along the lines of the following: fireworks, Fanged Frisbees, Frog Spawn Soap and, my personal favorite, Dungbombs. As brilliant as I am, I do need the occasional help, and, unfortunately, I left my emergency stash back home. So, if any of you have heard of a shop, or anything else, that might fit that criteria, I would greatly appreciate it if you let me know.
(He stumbles a bit as he attempts to find the off button) Oh, Merlin's bea-- (And it's off!)