♫ Mission One ♫ - Video

[justbelieves]

[ The feed starts with the cheesiest smile you'll probably ever see in your entire life. He's well aware that his home planet is no longer with us and that he is still alive but he chooses to believe that he is dead and heading toward the afterlife. ]Excuse me, fine Citizens of Kolob, but I am lost. As nice as it seems here and as kindly as

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[note_atem]

Kolob? [What? What is this nonsense?] This is the Thor.

[This is Atem. His hair is fucking crazy and he dresses like a sex slave. How are you doing?]

[justbelieves]

[ Nice to meet your offensive self. ]

Thor? Are you sure?

[justbelieves]

[ Haha, that rhymed! ]

[note_atem]

[HE'S A NICE GUY. HONEST.]

Yes this is a ship called the Thor.

[justbelieves]

[ He's more lost than he thought but he'd never admit it out loud since that would be admitting he's even more wrong than he thought. ]

Well, this definitely puts a damper in my day. At this rate, it'll be my next afterlife before I make it to Planet Orlando!

[ He chuckles warmly because he just made a funny. ]

[note_atem]

[His eyebrow arches.]

You aren't dead.

[justbelieves]

Well, that doesn't make sense.

I saw the world end, I know this for a fact.

[note_atem]

[Well now he's interested. He'll turn his unusually crimson colored eyes intently towards the Guide.]

What did you see exactly?

[justbelieves]

Well, you were there, weren't you? What did you see?

[ He shrugs it off. He's just gonna believe in all of this. ]

[note_atem]

No. I wasn't there. I didn't get to see the ending of my world. I was just told about it. [There's a serious air of disbelief in his voice.]

[justbelieves]

Well, dangit! No use crying over spilled milk! We're part of a better plan now!

[note_atem]

What plan? [What the heck is this one on about?]

[justbelieves]

What plan, you say?

Well, let me tell you!

[ Uh oh, the music is starting. Kevin's about to spontaneously burst into song and he just can't hide it. ]

♫ There's always a plan for yooooou...
Whether you are black, white or bluuuuue.
♫ The bigger your heart, the bigger your plan!
So just remember that and you will be happy toooooo!

[ He turns to the video screen and waits for the mid-song input. ]

[note_atem]

[Atem is left staring at the screen. In. Well. Horror? Disbelief? Unsure? He doesn't know.

So he'll just ... ignore that and go back to a previous statement.]

And since when is the destruction of multiple planets and the supposed loss of billions of lives considered spilled milk?

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[justbelieves]

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[justbelieves]

No no, if you're not going to sing, you're supposed to add short and constructive input to the song like: "Oh wow!" or "Is that so?"

You know. Something I can work with in the song.