006 ↟ Best. Professor. Ever. | [Video]

[crazy_about_it]

[Welcome to the Thor educational network. Today the broadcast is of a college level class.]

Well, I kind of forgot to plan any kind of lessons for today.

[Or just didn't bother, which is more likely. His students don't seem very surprised.]

So today we're going to watch a mov... I mean, a training film, about what not to do if the planet you're

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[apathetic_seal]

[...This was not what he signed up for when he decided to take University classes.]

[But even if there was a quiz on it, he would not complain about a movie and free pizza. Moreso the free pizza.]

[Wake him up when the food comes. Until then he'll take a nap.]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Better wake yourself up or there won't be any left.

Or if you're lucky, the professor might drop a pizza box on your desk, right next to your sleeping head.]

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[apathetic_seal]

[The smell is enough to wake him up before it hits the desk.]

[He'll just go ahead and help himself to a slice. Yaaaay food]

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[crazy_about_it]

[Professor Dante is going to grab a slice too, as long as he's there.]

Dammit, I specifically said no olives.

[So he drops that one back in the box.]

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[apathetic_seal]

[...Well, the slice he took didn't have olives, so he'll be a nice guy and offer that one.]

Here. You can take this one, then.

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[crazy_about_it]

I'll just try one of the other boxes. Thanks though.

You're not going to sleep through the movie, are you?

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[apathetic_seal]

Well, now that I have food, I might as well stay awake to watch the rest of it.

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[crazy_about_it]

It's a classic. And you might even learn something.

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[apathetic_seal]

Because an alien movie I've seen before is extremely educational.

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[crazy_about_it]

Were you on a spaceship the last time you saw it?

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[apathetic_seal]

No, but I still remember it well enough.

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[crazy_about_it]

[Dante just shrugs.]

Seems more relevant now. We could end up on the planet of the Aliens.

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[apathetic_seal]

Point, I guess.

Still, even without the movie, I think we could probably handle it a little better than these people do.

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[crazy_about_it]

That wouldn't be too hard. Most of them are morons.

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[apathetic_seal]

Yep.

Re: [Action] /tentatively jacks

[ukidoki_orgasm]

[Oh my gosh, like, Minato, that's so disrespectful. And, like, the movie's just getting good, too!]

[Trying to be as discrete as she can with the shift of her chair, Renge scoots over and gives him a none too gentle elbow to the side.]

Pst!