Book I ❧ [video]

[addsinttoparty]

...and you use this button here to begin recording. It gets broadcasted to the entire ship.

[To those watching this video, you may be confused to why there's a fish alien messing with the Guide. A very ornery looking fish alien at that. Though the moment the person in front of the camera changes, then it begins to make a bit more sense.]Ah, so

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[want_some_pie]

[Not like Dean's ever read any Tolkien, and he's more likely to have seen Lord of the G-Strings than any of the actual movies, but Pippin hit on a few key words that anyone who doesn't live under a rock would recognize. Of course, Dean just assumes he's talking to some basement-dwelling nerd than to an actual hobbit.]

No offense dude, but you really need to get out in the real world and maybe find yourself a nice girl or something.

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[addsinttoparty]

[Seriously, of everything you've seen, you dismiss him with nerd? Well, maybe, but that's besides the point.]

Oh, I would very much like to go find myself a nice girl. Circumstances don't quite allow for that I'm afraid. [And way to make that worse Pip.]

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[want_some_pie]

[Dean is just a very skeptical guy, even with all the supernatural creatures he's encountered. He only believes what he sees, and this is his very first encounter with a real hobbit.]

Put away your 20-sided dice, ditch the costume, and you never know what'll happen. What're you supposed to be, anyway? Some kind of Keebler elf?

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[addsinttoparty]

[Well.....here's a new one for you to add to the book!]

Afraid I don't quite know what you mean about a costume. I'm sure the elves dress far more elaborately than a Hobbit. That's what I am, by the way. A Hobbit.

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[want_some_pie]

Look, whatever Renaissance Faire you came from is gone. You're allowed to break character now.

[Though, he is starting to get the feeling that this guy really is a hobbit, as much as Dean doesn't want to believe that.]

[Video]

[addsinttoparty]

Not quite sure what kind of fair that is, but I can assure you I'm not playing a character. Never was very good at acting.

[Come on Dean, accept it. Come to the nerds.]

[Video]

[want_some_pie]

Right...

[He stares at the video for a second as he comes to terms with this. Now that he thinks about it, someone already told him there were superheroes here, so hey, why not hobbits?]

So, hobbits... You're the little people with the hairy feet, yeah?

[Video]

[addsinttoparty]

[Gooooooood. You are one step closer to the dark side.]

Indeed we are. Bit of a blunt way of putting it, but a fair description nonetheless.

[Video]

[want_some_pie]

Okay, uh... Welcome to the Thor, I guess.

[Not that Dean enjoys it here much, but he's not really sure what else to say.]

[Video]

[addsinttoparty]

Thank you for the welcome. Nice to see there are some of the friendlier folks in a place like this.

[Unironic of course.]

By the way, my name is Peregrin Took. But you can call me Pippin.

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[want_some_pie]

I'm Dean.

[He gives Pippin a friendly nod, but there's still something he can't help but be a bit concerned about.]

So you hobbits aren't some kind of fairy, are you?