Brittany-ism #OMGPONIES!

[lovesagoodmisog]

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[deathbydrapes]

(Wtf? Is that a talking pony?)

[deathbydrapes]

(EVERYTHING IS FUNNY RIGHT NOW

All right, all right hold it in....Merlin, this is hard..

A small snort.)

Just...remembered a joke is all. Brilliant one, really.

[lovesagoodmisog]

I like jokes.

I used to date a couple, even. Though they were more lame than funny.

[deathbydrapes]

Jokes are a necessity of life, in my opinion. Hard to come by a really brilliant one, though.

Not surprising, really. The most attractive mares usually attract the biggest asses. (GET IT? LIKE, A FEMALE HORSE AND DONKEY? Cause you're a horse...

It's really hard to keep a straight face.)

[lovesagoodmisog]

[She doesn't get it.]

[But if she did, she'd totally laugh.]

[In fact, she'll just giggle anyway. He probably made a joke, right?]

How come the Drive didn't turn you?

[deathbydrapes]

(There's a bit of silence as Sirius attempts to hold the laughter in again.)

I-is that what this is? Heard about it before, but didn't know exactly what to expect. I imagine I'm just too much of a stallion for this lot. Couldn't handle it if I transformed into one as well.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Oh, it doesn't hurt or anything.

This is so much better than the time I turned into a boy.

[deathbydrapes]

I wouldn't exactly want to turn into one of these either way. Have an image to uphold and all that.

[lovesagoodmisog]

Oh? What kind of image is that?

[deathbydrapes]

The charming, funny, suave, ever so handsome, masculine kind.

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[lovesagoodmisog]

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[lovesagoodmisog]

Are you a jock?

You're a jock, aren't you?

'cause you totally giving off jock vibes right now.

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[deathbydrapes]

(What the bloody hell is a jock...?)

[deathbydrapes]

That would depend. Are they charming, funny, suave, ever so handsome, and masculine?

[lovesagoodmisog]

The cool ones, yeah.

[deathbydrapes]

Well, seeing as I am the very definition of cool, yes. I suppose I am a...er, jock.