[The Guide turns on with a loud CRACK, and for a moment, the screen is a blur of images. When things settle, however, you can see that it is on the floor, and a very upset voice is muttering to herself]
Great. As if this month couldn't get any worse already.
[Following a few more awkward jerks, the camera is straightened, and we get a proper view of the Drive's latest victim:]
[Midii seems to be less distressed at the fact that her Guide has once again activated itself, however, as a hoof suddenly reaches up to collect a small pooling of tears in one pony eye.]
Ugh, why am I even upset about this?
I mean...it's not like we were friends or anything. I don't think he even liked me very much.
[Steeling herself, the unhappy little pony eventually manages to get her Guide back to her bed, where it shuts itself off before she ever even noticed.]