『All right! Listen up! So, a few days ago, I was out on a date with one of my friends, Mukae-chan -- who's probably dead now, what with the Earth being destroyed and all -- and we went to the local bookstore so we could look at nudie mags together.』
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『Anyway, I have a thing for young-looking girls and girls with underdeveloped bodies, so I was perusing the magazines that specialized in that type of stuff, and . . .』
video; (oh god i am crying because i am laughing so hard jfdgkdjf THANK YOU)orangemineralSeptember 5 2011, 23:40:22 UTC
[ Jasmine turns bright, bright red and for a couple of seconds she's stunned to silence. oh god oh god oh god what does she even say to something like that-- ] ... U-um... y-yeah! Th-that's funny... [ She laughs awkwardly. ] I, um, guess it's a difference between our worlds...
video; hahah you are very welcome.kumagawaSeptember 6 2011, 04:21:20 UTC
[ The laughter stops, but the guy continues to smile; Kumagawa is, needless to say, very amused by Jasmine's reaction. ]
『A difference between our worlds? Really? Are you sure that AV idol wasn't you? You can tell me! I admire your work! In fact, I'd like your autograph, if you would be so kind!』
『Eeeeeh? Why not? What's wrong? You'd make a lot of money and you'd become veeeery popular! I'm sure of it. After all, there's nothing quite as stimulating as an innocent-looking girl engaging in various lewd acts!』
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『Mmhmm! Yes, I have, Jasmine! Thank you for your concern!』
『. . . Also, seeing you has just reminded me of a funny story. Would you like to hear it?』
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[ A brief pause. ]
『Anyway, I have a thing for young-looking girls and girls with underdeveloped bodies, so I was perusing the magazines that specialized in that type of stuff, and . . .』
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[ Cue laughter. ]
『Ahahahah! Isn't that hilarious? She was a real freak, too! Doing ✕✕✕✕ and taking ✕✕✕ . . . so perverted!』
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『A difference between our worlds? Really? Are you sure that AV idol wasn't you? You can tell me! I admire your work! In fact, I'd like your autograph, if you would be so kind!』
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[ He gives a long-suffering sigh. ]
『I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed. I got all excited for nothing.』
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