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[kadeir_teyrnon]

[The feed turns on to a remarkably bushy eyebrow, before the owner of said eyebrow backs up to reveal a quietly furious, blonde man, who looks ready to explode.]

Is this someone’s idea of a joke?

I haven’t the time for such idiocy, especially with an election coming up. I don’t believe this utter nonsense about the world being destroyed and I do

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[Video]

[notwhelmed]

This is totally a joke obviously. The world is completely okay and you've merely been abducted by people dressed as aliens. It's all just a really bad joke meant to piss you off. Apparently it's working though.

[Bluh bluh.]

You know, not everyone has aquatic hearing, so tell me how that goes with your fish friend.

[Video] You. B|

[kadeir_teyrnon]

Do you regularly attempt to pull one over on innocent people? I doubt any of us appreciates it, you bloody prat!

[Pause]

You look idiotic with that mask. You must be one of America's, if you're pretending to be some sort of superhero.

[Video] <3?

[notwhelmed]

It's called joking around. Jeez, you sure are a stick in the mud. Loosen up a bit. How do you expect to get any help if you yell at everyone?

[Blah blah blah.]

I'm not pretending anything. But if it makes you sleep at night, then by all means.

[Video] </3

[kadeir_teyrnon]

What do you expect from abductees? I've already politely inquired around and all I get for my efforts is to be sent to the end of the queue!

Yes, of course. You're just as disillusioned as America, believing in heroics and the like. All you will end up doing is harming someone or yourself.

[Video] 8,C

[notwhelmed]

Dude. Everyone here has had to deal with the same things. I had to fill out paperwork twice even because I got imported from a different ship. Doing the same paperwork twice. It's not really asterous.

You totally don't get the multiverse do you? Should I get you a multiverse for dummies book?

[Video] :|

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[All of America's citizens were predisposed to cause him headaches.]

Bloody Vogons.

[Wait what.]

...Come again?

[Video] :T...

[notwhelmed]

[You just don't have any tolerance.]

You get used to it.

Multiverse? Welcome to Thor. There's so many different types of people here it makes your head spin. So many worlds collide here that you might even meet people you know but they're from a different universe completely. [LIKE HIS DAD.]

[Video] FF THAT ICON

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[It's true. He has no tolerance for stupidity.]

You expect me to believe that there are multiple universes and timelines.

[Sigh] I suppose this is what they mean by wormholes.

[Video] You're a lady England.

[notwhelmed]

[You shouldn't call the kid who can hack your door locked stupid you know.]

Uh yeah. Honestly, I wouldn't believe it either if I hadn't talked to people who apparently know me when I'm older.

[8| Seriously. It really weirds him out sometimes.] Wormholes sometimes make people disappear too.

[Video] HE IS NOT. D8

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[...He'll probably be sorry later.]

[Wow he is getting a massive headache. The idea of multiple any of the nations sounds like the most horrible thing.]

That is extremely unsettling.

[Subject change, his brain can't take anymore, so he'll just indulge this kid.]

Why do you think you're an actual superhero?

[Video] Orly

[notwhelmed]

[It'll be the funniest thing for Robin.]

Isn't it? As long as I don't start seeing double, I think I can deal with people being different ages.

[Shrugs.]

In my place, I was. It's not because I think I was. It's because I am one. But you probably don't believe that. [Because you're a non believing terrible person.]

[Video] yarly. Wanna see?

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[Fuuuu]

Really now. And which one are you supposed to be?

[Video] Ew. BC

[notwhelmed]

Robin. Batman's partner. [Aww yeah. Batman.] What's it to you Eyebrows? [did you ever tell him your name...?]

[Video] Your face is ew. :|

[kadeir_teyrnon]

That's a very tall claim.

[Scowl]

Mind your manners, cheeky brat.

I have a name.

[Video] Your face's face is ew.

[notwhelmed]

I don't think you know how tall I am.

[He is not a tall kid man.]

Yeah, but you didn't tell me what it is. Eyebrows was the best way to describe you or something.

[Video] Your face's butt is ew.

[kadeir_teyrnon]

[Face palm]

If you must pretend, why not Batman or Superman instead of Robin?

[Because most children who aspire to be superheroes choose the main character, not the sidekick.]

My name is England, not "Eyebrows", which is very rude of you to use, by the way.