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[maraihi]

Job Opening
The best job on the ship!

Due to an unfortunate incident where the previous employee spontaneously combusted, the position of head waiter is now available at Class Act.

This position comes with many benefits:
1. Good pay.
2. Premium health care from the best doctor on the ship.
3. A lively and fun environment.
4. A great boss! That's

Comments

[maple_syrup_can]

WH-what happened to Kaoru?!

[Canada is worried and you're gonna make him cry-]

[maraihi]

He went out with a bang!

[maple_syrup_can]

A- a bang? What do you mean?

Was there an explosion? And accident? Was anyone else hurt?

[maraihi]

No! And he got better!

[maple_syrup_can]

Eh-

He.... he got better? But you said he combusted?

[maraihi]

It was a temporary condition.

[maple_syrup_can]

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Maraich...

P-please don't mess with me like that.

[maraihi]

You don't think I'd be happy if something happened to Kaoru, do you?

[maple_syrup_can]

N-no, of course not. I'm sorry.

[maraihi]

You should know better, Canada. Really!

[maple_syrup_can]

I'm sorry...

May I ask what really happened, then?

[maraihi]

You must think I'm some sort of monster...

Kaoru wants to be a fashion designer so he's resigning!

[maple_syrup_can]

[If you could please give him more occasion to think otherwise...]

Ah- I see. That's good for Kaoru, but I'm sorry that it makes it hard for you.

[maraihi]

We'll be fine. Besides, Kaoru can make me clothes in his new job.

[maple_syrup_can]

Ah, I suppose that is a good advantage.
It might be too soon to tell, but does anyone seem interested in the position yet?

[maraihi]

Actually, I've had three applicants. I'm going to give them all a test run.