October Missions!

Sep 30, 2011 23:38

OOC Info:

The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom have set up the famed Kitchen Arena on the S.S. Thor this month, and are looking for new talent in refugees and citizens alike! Do you have what it takes to be the next Adamantium Cook!? Take the Adamantium Cook challenge and find out!

The S.S. Thor Community College is staging a musical production of "Once More, With Feeling!", the hit musical episode from the popular Vampire Slayer Buffy series! Auditions and casting is taking place NOW, so don't miss out on this chance to become a part of Musical History!

The Konami VI Tourism Department is really gunning to turn their planet's reputation and image around! Sign up today to do your part scraping goo, gathering supplies, and taking care of neglected zombies! To find out more about how you can help, please see this month's Tourism missions!

HELP WANTED

[Maintenance]x) The S.S. Thor needs elevator therapists. Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The SS Thor needs battery lickers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The SS Thor needs sparkplug changers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs janitors to clean up after cooking competitions - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The SS Thor needs warp drive rechargers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) The SS Thor needs cooling system inspectors - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) The SS Thor needs computer hackers - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]
x) The SS Thor needs interior decorators to hang cobwebs for Halloween - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]

[Delivery]x) Pizzaxis needs Delivery Boys (all genders may apply). Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The Lightning Post needs someone to deliver the paper. Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Marmosets Now needs marmoset deliverypersons- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Orange You Glad needs knock-knock joke deliverers- Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Insults.com needs door to door insult specialists - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs couriers of the Adamantium Cooks Cookbook - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Spooky Good Time needs Pumpkin deliverers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]

[Culinary/Foodservice]x) Olive Oyl's EVOO needs olive stompers- Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Banana Slings needs hunky studs to serve as waiters- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Get Yo Chicken On needs fry cooks - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Mama Babbkruk's House of Bloody Meat needs butchers: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Big Al's Meats needs sausage makers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) La Pizza Loca is seeking pizza chefs- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Which Witch needs witches to brew potions - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Candy Conglomerate needs Candy Corn Huskers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Candy Conglomerate needs Apple Candiers - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]

[Sales/Retail]x) Jox's Tobacco shop needs clerks Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Armond Deeler's Weapons Shop needs clerks Slots: [3] Pay: [Minimum]
x) PetShop needs dead goldfish netters - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Hurrr Hurrrrr needs people to market their suggestive all-male computer games to socially inhibited young women - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Cosplay Barn needs costume models to work their blowout month-long Halloween sale - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Kitten Mittens is looking for sales reps to promote their cat fashion accessories - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Cosplay Barn needs professional seamstresses and tailors to help with the Halloween costume rush - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]
x) BAM! Entertainment needs home entertainment system sales - Slots: [5] Pay: [CEO]

[Health and Safety]x) SS Thor needs art therapists - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) SS Thor Crime Enforcement is looking for medical examiners- Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) SS Thor needs exercise wheel greasers - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The Sanitation Station requires twirly chair disinfectors - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) SS Thor needs surrogate seahorse fathers- Slots: [6] Pay: [College Degree]
x) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs good news and bad news deliverers- Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
x) St. Xlakkyr XVII Memorial Hospital needs snarky diagnosticians to debate confusing terminal cases - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Serenity Psychiatric Group needs anger management counselors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
x) SS Thor Emergency Services needs CPR Technicians - Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs nurses to handle food poisoning cases - Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Daisy Fields Funerary needs Morticians. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Daisy Fields Funerary needs Grave Diggers. Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Daisy Fields Funerary needs Funeral Directors. Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO level]

[Culture and Couture]x) OMG SO KAWAIIZ needs plushie designers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Hikipiki Hair Designs needs aromatherapists - Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Spooky Good Time needs bedsheet ghosts to get people into the Halloween Spirit - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) RomanceChemistry.com needs Marriage Matchmaking Experts- Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Spooky Good Time needs Jack'o'Lantern carving demonstrators - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Bunberry Designer clothing needs Professional Plaid Coordinators - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
x) Massaji Massaji is looking for leg lotioners- Slots: [2] Pay: [CEO]

[Education]x) The S.S. Thor needs primary school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 12 and under only!] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The S.S. Thor needs high school students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for children 13 - 18 only!] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The S.S. Thor needs university students. Slots: [***SPECIAL: Unlimited - for adults age 18+ only!] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The S.S. Thor needs teacher's aides. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The S.S. Thor needs Day-Care Sitters. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The S.S. Thor needs a school nurse. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The S.S. Thor needs primary school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The S.S. Thor needs high school teachers. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The Seen Library needs librarians. Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The S.S. Thor needs college professors. Slots: [3] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Interior Design instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Dog Obedience instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Stalking 101 instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) Love Letter Writing instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) Hate Letter Writing instructor needed - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]

[Entertainment]x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs line chefs to slave under the Adamantium Cooks and their challengers - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs sous chefs to work with the Adamantium Cooks and challengers - Slots: [6] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs judges to judge Adamantium Cook battles - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs challengers to take on the Adamantuim Cooks - Slots: [8] Pay: [College Degree]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs Adamantuim Cooks to do culinary battle with challengers - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs an eccentric chairman to host Adamantium Cook battles - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO]
x) Channel 9 needs children's TV show hosts - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) Sassy Souls daytime talk show needs a panel of hosts to dish on topics - Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO Level]

[Arts and Humanities]x) Thor Community College needs costume designers for Once More, with Feeling - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Thor Community College needs stage hands for Once More, with Feeling - Slots: [6] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Thor Community College needs actors for their production of Once More, with Feeling - Slots: [8] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Thor Mime Time is looking for banana pantomime artists - Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The SS Thor needs music box creators - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]

[Tourism]x) Umbrella Boots needs people to advertise their boots by stomping around and breathing heavily - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Ammo Removers needs someone to go around stealing all the ammo - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The Order needs new initiates for fun cult activities - Slots: [8] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs non-descript goo scrapers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Road breakers - Slots: [8] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Underground flood clean-up - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Shaky camera journalist - Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Green Herb pluckers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Zombie nurses to help nurse zombies back to health - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Someone to refill all the typewriters with fresh ink ribbons - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Post-apocalyptical urban food gatherers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Medical supplies gatherers - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) Konami VI Tourism Department needs Tour guides - Slots: [5] Pay: [College Degree]

[News, Media, and Publishing]x) Megadodo Publications, S.S. Thor branch, needs Mailroom Clerks. Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The Lightning Post needs story contrivers! Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Channel 2 needs news reporters. Slots: [3] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Sham-wow needs publicists. Slots: [2] Pay: [College Degree]

[Sciences, Research, and Testing]x) SS Thor Labs needs basketball bouncers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) SS Thor Labs need paint drying timers - Slots: [5] Pay: [Minimum]
x) SS Thor Labs needs popsicle eaters - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) SS Thor Labs needs fortune tellers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Wendy's Burgers needs chicken sandwich testers - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) SS Thor Labs needs candy taste-testers for the Halloween season - Slots: [4] Pay: [College Degree]
x) SS Thor Labs needs peekaboo players. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) SS Thor Labs needs memory tamperers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) SS Thor Labs needs monkey trainers. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) SS Thor Labs needs sunflower growth technicians. - Slots: [3] Pay: [CEO Level]
x) SS Thor Labs needs an Igor - Slots: [1] Pay: [CEO Level]

[Physical Labor]x) Peter Piper's needs peppy pickled pepper pickers and packers- Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) Mother Earth Healthiest Foods Ever Ever requires assembly line technicians. - Slots: [8] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Stone Age Tech needs artistic stone wheel carvers. - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) Spooky Good Time needs kids to TP people's houses - Slots: [4] Pay: [Minimum]
x) The Intergalactic Culinary Institute of Urmom needs able-bodied people to gather secret ingredients for cooking battles - Slots: [4] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]
x) The SS Thor Thieves Guild is looking for Graverobbers. Slots: [4] Pay: [CEO]

Special MissionsI)11ady is hiring for the Preventers.
1.) The Preventers need secretaries to overcome the perils of bureaucracy. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]2.) The Preventers need Freelance Agents to overcome actual peril. May require signing a confidentiality agreement - details of contract to be discussed further with employer. Slots: [5] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]3.) The Preventers need an accountant to overcome the perils of balancing the budget and financial audits: [1] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]

II)neuterskrogan is hiring for The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic.1.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a janitor. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]2.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs a receptionist. Slots: [1] Pay: [Minimum]3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs orderlies. Slots: [2] Pay: [Minimum]3.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs nurses. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]4.) The Refugee's Haven Medical Clinic needs Security. Slots: [2] Pay: [Somewhat Decent]

Note: The missions will be posted on every floor of the S.S. Thor and can also be found in the Lightning Post for those already subscribing, as well as on the network. Unless otherwise stated it's first come first serve, so just reply to the right comment below and you'll get it! However, to make sure everyone has a chance to get a mission, you have to wait until next Wednesday (October 5th) before you can apply for a second one.

To see what the requirements are for applying for Somewhat Decent, College Degree, and CEO level Wages, go here, and make sure you comment if you want the promotion!

Each mission lasts a month, and the paycheck will be handed out after the mission has been completed.

For those characters (and muns) who appreciate a bit more stability in their life, we have a Permanent Jobs Listing. If you're interested in pursuing this, please read all the instructions carefully before applying.

Replies will be in character. Please wait until all the jobs have been listed before commenting. Start a new thread for any OOC questions. And keep spam to a minimum! (...lol...)

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